Dr. Lecter
Forum Racist
💎 DIAMOND VIP 💎
👑 FORUM KING 👑
❻ 6 YEARS ❻
😈 Prince of Darkness 😈
🗐 10 PAGER 🗐
❼ WHITTINGHAM ❼
🐺 WOLFPACK 🐺
I used to sit well away from him on the Bob Bank but within visual distance. There was a bloke sat behind him at one game, a really nice bloke who I'd talked to a few times. Anyway one game I sat behind the bloke because he knew his stuff on football and I liked talking to him. I think we were losing, or drawing 0-0 and Dai Hunt was sat 2 rows in front of the bloke. This bloke was getting a bit wound up with Dai spitting out words at random and an hour into the game he cracked. leaned forward and started pushing and throwing punches at Dai. Brightened up my Saturday that did.
When my eldest got to about 10 I said we’d leave the Spar family stand and start going on the bob bank terracing. On the way to his first terracing game he tells me that his mate Adam likes to stand in front of the nutter who talks to the players but his uncle won’t let him. Before the sentence was even finished I told him in no uncertain terms that we wouldn’t be doing it either. When we got to the ground my brother talked me into it so we stood right in front of him for the pre match warm up. My lad thought it was fucking hilarious, me not so much. We moved over just before the game kicked off.
Next time he saw his mate at football training they pissed themselves laughing about him. He also spent the next few months asking if we could stand there again - I told him when he started going with his mates he could get a season ticket right next to him.
The mans a fucking idiot - how someone hasn’t kicked him to death is one of life’s mysteries.