Coronavirus Thread

[stantys tattoos]

It wasn't that long ago I was playing sets at raves, never past it, just takes a hell of a lot longer to recover

what was your DJ name? Zo E ?

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Gorillas test positive for coronavirus at San Diego park

Several gorillas at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park have tested positive for the coronavirus in what is believed to be the first known cases among such primates

abcnews.go.com

They need to stop them going out raving and shopping with other Gorillas.

 

[Alf Garnetts Pipe]

what was your DJ name? Zo E ?

It was Crackhead Cloe or something similar

 

[kiffa]

I don’t understand the problem with couples tbh.
If I go on my own and catch covid, then my Mrs is going to catch it off me, and vice versa.
If anything, if we go together, we can separate inside the shop and get it done quicker

If you both go, then its more likely that one of either of you would catch it off someone else than it is if just one of you were there, and then the risk to both of you is higher

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

I don’t understand the problem with couples tbh.
If I go on my own and catch covid, then my Mrs is going to catch it off me, and vice versa.
If anything, if we go together, we can separate inside the shop and get it done quicker

If both teams score you lose the bet.

 

[Barry Clunt]

This is hotter than one of those God-awful Chicken-tikka baguettes that you serve.

I do go in Greggs occasionally mainly just for the superb Caramel doughnut, but I’m certainly not a regular punter as I find the pasties and whatnot a bit crap. However today I discovered the Mexican Chicken baguette. Well it’s a bloody triumph isn’t it, a taste sensation and no mistake. I’ll be popping in a bit more I think.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

I do go in Greggs occasionally mainly just for the superb Caramel doughnut, but I’m certainly not a regular punter as I find the pasties and whatnot a bit crap. However today I discovered the Mexican Chicken baguette. Well it’s a bloody triumph isn’t it, a taste sensation and no mistake. I’ll be popping in a bit more I think.

Did you have it hot or cold?

 

[Barry Clunt]

Did you have it hot or cold?

You can have baguettes hot?? Now this is a revelation.

 

[Nugent]

Did you have it hot or cold?

What? We have a choice?

 

[Mrs Steve R]

You can have baguettes hot?? Now this is a revelation.

What? We have a choice?

Only the Mexican, Ham & Cheese or the southern fried chicken ones in the brown bags, people ask if they can heat a chicken mayo who the hell wants hot mayo? (no jokes please)

 

[NumberAde]

Only the Mexican, Ham & Cheese or the southern fried chicken ones in the brown bags, people ask if they can heat a chicken mayo who the hell wants hot mayo? (no jokes please)

I'm going for a lie down. This Greggs chat is filthy.

 

[Barry Clunt]

I thought this was an interesting graph showing how quickly cases were rising in Wales during December then the big drop after the restrictions were imposed. It’s crept back up slightly after Christmas and now seems to be staring to drop again. Meanwhile everywhere else in the UK is behind us and still currently rising.

 

[Travis Bickle]

Only the Mexican, Ham & Cheese or the southern fried chicken ones in the brown bags, people ask if they can heat a chicken mayo who the hell wants hot mayo? (no jokes please)

Who wants mayo at all

 

[Alf Garnetts Pipe]

I thought this was an interesting graph showing how quickly cases were rising in Wales during December then the big drop after the restrictions were imposed. It’s crept back up slightly after Christmas and now seems to be staring to drop again. Meanwhile everywhere else in the UK is behind us and still currently rising.

Since the New Year the amount of people wanting tests has dropped considerably.

 

[Travis Bickle]

My Gran is in tier 1 and my wife in tier 2, both having their first jabs today.

My step father who’s 90 is having his jab tomorrow

 

[Nugent]

Only the Mexican, Ham & Cheese or the southern fried chicken ones in the brown bags, people ask if they can heat a chicken mayo who the hell wants hot mayo? (no jokes please)

At least you can now go to Gregg's and expect a hot meal

 

[kiffa]

Since the New Year the amount of people wanting tests has dropped considerably.

That’s a good sign

 

[Alf Garnetts Pipe]

Fucking *****

 

[Alf Garnetts Pipe]

That’s a good sign

Unless you want to know how many people have it.

 

[kiffa]

Unless you want to know how many people have it.

No it means less people are contracting the virus, developing symptoms and subsequently getting tested