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[Mrs Steve R]

coffee before bed? have a line and push the boat out mrs r

It wasn't before bed, it's the middle of the bloody night, I just didn't know

 

[stantys tattoos]

It wasn't before bed, it's the middle of the bloody night, I just didn't know

pray for rudy

 

[Travis Bickle]

Hervé Gourdel: Man sentenced over French tourist's killing

The jihadist abduction and killing of mountaineer Hervé Gourdel in Algeria in 2014 prompted outrage.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Travis Bickle]

Uber drivers are workers not self-employed, Supreme Court rules

The decision could mean thousands of Uber drivers are set to receive minimum wage and holiday pay.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Travis Bickle]

Geraint Thomas 'super-motivated' for Tour and Olympic double attempt

Geraint Thomas says he is ready to show he can still win cycling's biggest events as he targets both the Tour de France and Olympic Games this summer.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[The Colonel]

Uber drivers are workers not self-employed, Supreme Court rules

The decision could mean thousands of Uber drivers are set to receive minimum wage and holiday pay.

www.bbc.co.uk

Gutted Uber you rotten bastards

 

[stantys tattoos]

Shawcross leaves Stoke after 14 years

Stoke City captain Ryan Shawcross leaves after 14 years with the Potters, ahead of his proposed move to David Beckham's Inter Miami.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[stantys tattoos]

Kim Kardashian 'files to divorce Kanye West'

The celebrity couple, who have four children, have been married since 2014.

www.bbc.co.uk

fuming

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Kim Kardashian 'files to divorce Kanye West'

The celebrity couple, who have four children, have been married since 2014.

www.bbc.co.uk

fuming

Is he still pretending to be straight?

 

[stantys tattoos]

Is he still pretending to be straight?

no idea what your talking about

 

[Dr. Lecter]

What a mare I'm having

Woke up busting for a pee, alarm set for 5am so I thought I may as well get up as it's ten to already, came down and put the kettle on, ironed my apron and sat down with a coffee and a fag to find out it's only ten past bloody one wtf

Quality.

I remember many years ago doing something similar. Alarm went off, got up, quick cuppa and a fag, out the door, in the car, got to work to find it all locked up, spent ten minutes confused as fuck before I realised it was Sunday.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

no idea what your talking about

Just go to bed you ginger stepson.

 

[stantys tattoos]

Just go to bed you ginger stepson.

un bolt the door

 

[Dr. Lecter]

un bolt the door

Coal shed for you tonight.

 

[stantys tattoos]

Coal shed for you tonight.

not again ffs

 

[Travis Bickle]

Alaska woman attacked by bear while using toilet

Shannon Stevens was shocked to find there was a bear behind when she used an outhouse in Alaska.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Travis Bickle]

Newspaper headlines: Sussexes lose royal roles, and lockdown exit plan

The announcement that Harry and Meghan will not return as working royals dominate Saturday's papers.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Travis Bickle]

Watch: Brazilian player scores superb goal from own half

Watch as Emerson Bacas of Fast Clube nutmegs a player before scoring from his own half as his side beat Iranduba 3-0.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[The Colonel]

 

[Malarkey]

That's me when @TDA posts a new "The Eyes Have It" quiz