No, he's moved to a little hole in my garden wall with a bit of cauli to last him
The cauli is only there because you didn't want to touch him, isn't it
No, he's moved to a little hole in my garden wall with a bit of cauli to last him
No, for sitting on and for food for himThe cauli is only there because you didn't want to touch him, isn't it
No, for sitting on and for food for him
I nearly had this little guy for tea, he's lucky not to be boiled to death
Oh, I just checked and he's gone and left the cauli (obviously), he's off through the gaps in the wall to a new life..It's the leaves he want's
Oh, I just checked and he's gone and left the cauli (obviously), he's off through the gaps in the wall to a new life..
Playing this as he goes..
Slam the salt on himNo, he's moved to a little hole in my garden wall with a bit of cauli to last him
It's cruelSlam the salt on him
Thinly veiled “I’ve got a new barbie”Just lit this
Got burgers and wings to cook.
Will be ages before you can cook anything then, so @Steve R always saysJust lit this
Got burgers and wings to cook.
Just lit this
Got burgers and wings to cook.
It’s Bastard freezing mun
I nearly had this little guy for tea, he's lucky not to be boiled to death
Don't be cruel he was lost and aloneChuck the little c**t on the barbie Mrs.R.
Don't be cruel he was lost and alone
He's long gone up the gardenNobody will miss the little fucker then. Go on. Get him in there. Post him to me if you're squeamish and I'll get him in there and post him back to you ready to eat.
I’ve had the exact same one for about 8 years, although mine is on wheels.I know. Was dark by the time I put the food on. Had to christen it though I was so chuffed with it. 40 sheets from Argos earlier. 5 stars all the way the reviews and I can see why. It's solid. Big as well. If anybody needs a new bbq and doesn't want to spend silly money then get this one. You'll be well happy. Beautiful damper system allows for a nice consistent heat with the lid closed.
He was inside my cauliflower, he didn't just wander inI like how no-one questions a slug climbing over food on a kitchen worktop, like it's perfectly normal everyday occurrence to you lot. But dare to have a couple of baccy crumbs on a keyboard or burn a few chips and all hell breaks loose