Anybody wanna see what I'm having for tea?

[stantys tattoos]

He was inside my cauliflower, he didn't just wander in

 

[Mrs Steve R]

 

[The Colonel]

Just lit this

Got burgers and wings to cook.

 

[Steve R]

I like how no-one questions a slug climbing over food on a kitchen worktop, like it's perfectly normal everyday occurrence to you lot. But dare to have a couple of baccy crumbs on a keyboard or burn a few chips and all hell breaks loose

 

[Joecity]

I’ve had the exact same one for about 8 years, although mine is on wheels.

Good to see in all that time the only modification is removing wheels!

Classy ain’t they.

 

[Joecity]

Cheated tonight and bought some Sushi. Why are they always so tight with the wasabi and pickled ginger though.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Cheated tonight and bought some Sushi. Why are they always so tight with the wasabi and pickled ginger though.

Did you take that second picture with a pinhole camera?

 

[stantys tattoos]

Cheated tonight and bought some Sushi. Why are they always so tight with the wasabi and pickled ginger though.

that doesn't look cooked

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Twat.

Wasn’t quick enough.

 

[Joecity]

Did you take that second picture with a pinhole camera?

I deleted it. Bit of mayo on the lens I think.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

that doesn't look cooked

At least it’s in focus...

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I deleted it. Bit of mayo on the lens I think.

Next time finish wanking before you take the pic.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

I deleted it. Bit of mayo on the lens I think.

 

[Joecity]

that doesn't look cooked

The rice was.

 

[stantys tattoos]

The rice was.

rice tasty?

 

[Joecity]

rice tasty?

Was nice tbf.

 

[kiffa]

Pork Loin Steak on balsamic lentils with steamed asparagus tips

 

[Wavey]

Stanty been missing my posts. Not too sure you're gonna like this one though, Stants.

Chicken and chorizo pie, chips, lazy twat version of Greek salad and a liberal splash of ketchup

Edir: I think this is the shittest excuse for a pie that I've ever come across. There's feck all in it

 

[kiffa]

Stanty been missing my posts. Not too sure you're gonna like this one though, Stants.

Chicken and chorizo pie, chips, lazy twat version of Greek salad and a liberal splash of ketchup

One in the eye for the brown sauce bum lords

 

[stantys tattoos]

Stanty been missing my posts. Not too sure you're gonna like this one though, Stants.

Chicken and chorizo pie, chips, lazy twat version of Greek salad and a liberal splash of ketchup

you were correct. utter carnage