Red sauce is over rated thread

[Wavey]

I'm with the Cok fella on this one. Red sauce is for 5 years olds and the culinary inadequate.
Tbf Wavey you could put Fairy liquid on your burnt offerings and improve them 10 fold

Having trouble keeping up, Mal? The threads moved on to pastures new, whilst you're still sending your telegram of a reply

 

[Malarkey]

Having trouble keeping up, Mal? The threads moved on to pastures new, whilst you're still sending your telegram of a reply

Multi tasking init. Smoking a fag, cup of tea, watching the news. There's only so much my brain can deal with at the same time.

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Are you suggesting Brown Sauce is. a flat track bully?

Flipchart it - brown sauce uses v red sauce. You'll need an extra few pages for the red side.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Red sauce is for paedophiles, poofters and the workshy.

 

[Martin John]

Also, when I'm having a fry up I have a dollop of each on my plate. Red for the sausages, brown for the bacon.

The fry up is where red sauce really comes into its own. The versatility to seamlessly compliment all elements on the plate is an asset not many other sauces have

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Red sauce is for paedophiles, poofters and the workshy.

Sounds like you're endorsing it to me.

 

[Malarkey]

Red sauce is only topped in shit condiment top trumps by this abomination.
Whoever came up with this should be horse whipped.

 

[kiffa]

Red sauce is for paedophiles, poofters and the workshy.

You know what they say

Brown Sauce, Brown Nose

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

You know what they say

Brown Sauce, Brown Nose

So, you're saying all the brown sauce enthusiasts are flag shaggers?

 

[Barry Clunt]

HP > Ketchup

 

[Mrs Steve R]

We get through a lot of sauce at work in the mornings and I reckon red sauce is slightly more popular than the brown, if that's any help.

 

[kiffa]

So, you're saying all the brown sauce enthusiasts are flag shaggers?

The bottle has

The queens crest

Westminster Parliament as the fucking image

Union Flag colour scheme



Make of that what you will

 

[TH63]

Bacon Sandwich - Red Sauce
Sausage Sandwich - Brown Sauce
Hot Dog - American Mustard
Steak - French Mustard

Americans stick ketchup on everything, the savages.

 

[Wavey]

The bottle has

The queens crest

Westminster Parliament as the fucking image

Union Flag colour scheme



Make of that what you will

Yet now made in Holland

 

[kiffa]

We get through a lot of sauce at work in the mornings and I reckon red sauce is slightly more popular than the brown, if that's any help.

So builders shun brown again


Make of that what you will

 

[Jimmytaff]

It's a team player - and as has already been suggested, can be played all over the park. Brown sauce is pretty much limited to breakfast items.

Cheese on toast great with brown sauce.

Personally the only place I like tomato sauce is on a burger

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

The bottle has

The queens crest

Westminster Parliament as the fucking image

Union Flag colour scheme



Make of that what you will

Fair play, you can't get much more conclusive than that. Case closed.

 

[TH63]

We get through a lot of sauce at work in the mornings and I reckon red sauce is slightly more popular than the brown, if that's any help.

Well that's scientific evidence from a culinary industry professional right there

 

[Jimmytaff]

Yet now made in Holland

Like England's Glory matches, made in Sweden

 

[QM Redux]

We get through a lot of sauce at work in the mornings and I reckon red sauce is slightly more popular than the brown, if that's any help.

Nobody ever accused Greggs customers of having taste, mind...