Tory farce, criminality and utter incompetence thread - September

[Dr. Lecter]

He’s probably too lazy to drive to London.

 

[Nugent]

So you can’t be arsed to give up 8 hours of your life for a woman that gave up 96 years?

And you wonder why we need immigrants to do the jobs that feckless workshy Brits are too lazy to do?

Well I can't really mate with my chrohns disease, I can't queue that long without a shit or runny fart at least , sorry.

And I've never knocked boat people coming over to work.
I despise anyone taking the piss out of our system, that goes for feckless brits and workshy immigrants.
If you want to work they're all welcome, you can trawl my posts if you want
I've never said anything of the other

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Well I can't really mate with my chrohns disease, I can't queue that long without a shit or runny fart at least , sorry.

And I've never knocked boat people coming over to work.
I despise anyone taking the piss out of our system, that goes for feckless brits and workshy immigrants.
If you want to work they're all welcome, you can trawl my posts if you want
I've never said anything of the other

Rattled.

 

[Nugent]

He’s probably too lazy to drive to London.

I've worked away for 20 years and being Southern, always got London jobs, I practically lived there it felt like.
One of the reasons I wanted to give it up cos London was feeling more like home than Home was.

Missus used to come up quite often to visit and go into sightseeing mode which was hard when you've done it all.

 

[kiffa]

I've worked away for 20 years and being Southern, always got London jobs, I practically lived there it felt like.
One of the reasons I wanted to give it up cos London was feeling more like home than Home was.

Missus used to come up quite often to visit and go into sightseeing mode which was hard when you've done it all.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I've worked away for 20 years and being Southern, always got London jobs, I practically lived there it felt like.
One of the reasons I wanted to give it up cos London was feeling more like home than Home was.

Missus used to come up quite often to visit and go into sightseeing mode which was hard when you've done it all.

You don’t have to justify yourself to me.

It’s your Queen and your country that you’re letting down young man.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Well I can't really mate with my chrohns disease, I can't queue that long without a shit or runny fart at least , sorry.

And I've never knocked boat people coming over to work.
I despise anyone taking the piss out of our system, that goes for feckless brits and workshy immigrants.
If you want to work they're all welcome, you can trawl my posts if you want
I've never said anything of the other

Good news Graham.

Just saw on the news that there’s a separate queue for people that are unable to queue for a long time (people with medical conditions, disabilities etc.)

You get given a time slot and everything.

Best get packing….

 

[The Colonel]

Good news Graham.

Just saw on the news that there’s a separate queue for people that are unable to queue for a long time (people with medical conditions, disabilities etc.)

You get given a time slot and everything.

Best get packing….

He'll be overjoyed at this news presumably.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

He'll be overjoyed at this news presumably.

We all know how patriotic he is so I’m sure he’ll be thrilled that he can go and do his duty.

 

[kiffa]

He'll be overjoyed at this news presumably.

I expect he’s already past Newport by now

 

[Nugent]

Good news Graham.

Just saw on the news that there’s a separate queue for people that are unable to queue for a long time (people with medical conditions, disabilities etc.)

You get given a time slot and everything.

Best get packing….

He'll be overjoyed at this news presumably.

I tell you what I do do boys since I got diagnosed, when you join the chrohns disease society, you get a card explaining what you have.
I've not queued in an airport since.
Show it to one of the "I'm here to help " people and bang. Fast tracked all the way to the bar.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I expect he’s already past Newport by now

Can’t wait to get out of this shitty country.

 

[Nugent]

I expect he’s already past Newport by now

I'd get banned if I pulled out the next joke to that reply.
The term used for the brynglas tunnels lol

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I tell you what I do do boys since I got diagnosed, when you join the chrohns disease society, you get a card explaining what you have.
I've not queued in an airport since.
Show it to one of the "I'm here to help " people and bang. Fast tracked all the way to the bar.

You should use it in Greggs then.

And to see the dead queen.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I tell you what I do do boys since I got diagnosed, when you join the chrohns disease society, you get a card explaining what you have.
I've not queued in an airport since.
Show it to one of the "I'm here to help " people and bang. Fast tracked all the way to the bar.

Being serious for a minute I’m assuming you know about Radar keys for public toilets?

 

[Nugent]

Being serious for a minute I’m assuming you know about Radar keys for public toilets?

Yeah. I got 2 of those.
But there's not a bog in the middle of the queue is there?
You'd have to leave the queue mun

 

[kiffa]

I tell you what I do do boys since I got diagnosed, when you join the chrohns disease society, you get a card explaining what you have.
I've not queued in an airport since.
Show it to one of the "I'm here to help " people and bang. Fast tracked all the way to the bar.

Off you fuck then

 

[kiffa]

I'd get banned if I pulled out the next joke to that reply.
The term used for the brynglas tunnels lol

Dont be shy

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Yeah. I got 2 of those.
But there's not a bog in the middle of the queue is there?
You'd have to leave the queue mun

Load of portaloos.

Plus everyone gets a number and a wristband to prevent queue jumping and allow people to rejoin the queue after a piss.

The ‘special’ queue is separate though.

 

[The Colonel]

It just never ends