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Its nearly that time of the year when we got to put up with visitors.
The inevitable board games will be out, so thanks to resident "board" genius , (see what I did there), you can impress the cunts with some top tips as you sweep to victory every game.

Post any tips here, board games, card games etc...

Im world class at
1 Cluedo.
Biggest tip here is always head for the corner rooms as you're guaranteed a guess on the next move by going through the secret passageways.

Always accuse someone or something you have in your hand, just in case some prick is just ticking off everything everyone accuses.

2 Monopoly, I'm also brilliant at this.
Nugeys top tips.

Never buy hotels, consume all the houses to stop others buying em.

Dont buy green or purple property, as these are after go to jail square.
The busiest row is the the pink and oranges row, immediately after people get out of jail.

Statistically orange is the most landed on colour group with vine street being the busiest street.

Fuck the utilities off , they are shit.

3 If anyone asks to play charades, for comedy purposes say "this marriage is a fucking charade"
 

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When playing snap with the kids.

Go "snap" every card.

Fuck em.
 

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Jenga - a game for all occasions. :thumbup:
 
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Wrap empty cardboard boxes.

Every time a child misbehaves, throw one of them (a box, not a child) on the fire.

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Don't bother playing Guess who, it's a minefield these days :hehe:
 

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Dont you mean when the visitors have to put up with you
 

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Senakot max strength in the now ex-mother-in-law's veggie gravy was always a good one.
 

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I thought you Torys dabbled in the ole wife swapping thing
Especially at this time of year :hehe:
 

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Christmas Game tips..

You'll make more money just a bit further down from the magic roundabout @Nugent as the top end by Littelwoods has been taken over by the Polish street walkers these days.
 

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this is the fish bowl game, where you all put your keys in and take a lucky dip

I'm not sure mate I haven't a car
So I haven't been invited to one of
Nugents soirees :hehe:
 

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