An afternoon of stories from the legend himself, Neil Warnock

[stantys tattoos]

We'll put you down as a 'maybe'.

not another forum piss up steve?

don't tell nuggles i get you

 

[Melvin Udal]

fucking foreign food, count me out!

Lasagne

Knew it

 

[Malarkey]

not another forum piss up steve?

don't tell nuggles i get you

Great night that was. Until @Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe got 23 at the darts. Went fookin mental.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

He will spend the whole evening lecturing us on how to use a knife and fork. No thanks.

He’ll spend most of the evening wrapped up in a carpet.

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

Great night that was. Until @Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe got 23 at the darts. Went fookin mental.

Yes, but with 1 dart

 

[Norris Cole]

He’ll spend most of the evening wrapped up in a carpet.

 

[Jimmytaff]

To be fair to Warnock he's charismatic and good with common people. I can imagine he's pretty good at this kind of thing and loves people hanging on his every word even more than the money.

Went to an after dinner speech by Ron 'Chopper' Harris once. Decent to start but then clichéd, recycled and cobbled together stories. Was bored before it ended but don't think it suited Ron's personality.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Yes, but with 1 dart

The ton 80 bloke

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I’ll just save myself £37 and see him next January.

 

[Steve R]

'Luncheon'? Are we in 1976?

 

[Barry Clunt]

'Luncheon'? Are we in 1976?

Alright mate, don’t get out of your perambulator.

 

[bluethrough™]

'Luncheon'? Are we in 1976?

I wish, great times and about to have a mega summer

 

[Jimmytaff]

'Luncheon'? Are we in 1976?

Llanelli dreams of 1976 mate

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

I wish, great times and about to have a mega summer

I'll be 3 months old

 

[Steve R]

I wish, great times and about to have a mega summer

Don't care anyway. I've still got my Luncheon Vouchers. Free pass for me.

 

[The Colonel]

Don't care anyway. I've still got my Luncheon Vouchers. Free pass for me.

Ask him if he wants a job lol

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Don't care anyway. I've still got my Luncheon Vouchers. Free pass for me.

You should use it to buy luncheon meat.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

You should use it to buy luncheon meat.

Pipe down, or I'll have you munchin' on my luncheon truncheon