Anybody wanna see what I'm having for tea?

[Mrs Steve R]

Especially the ones in hi-viz whining about people ordering coffee.

I only know one like that and I don't have to serve him

 

[stantys tattoos]

I'm one of those guys that likes to pick the toppings off

need a ladder?

 

[Popeye]

I had to pay for that
But my Costa tomorrow will be a freebie , my favourite girl is working tomorrow

Advice to the lads , get on good terms with the bird serving you food

I was on good terms with the one and she gave you a free breakfast and charged me the cow...and now she’s asking after me

 

[BLUE TUESDAY]

I was on good terms with the one and she gave you a free breakfast and charged me the cow...and now she’s asking after me

"Wheres your friend" she asks me in that foreign tounge she got

I tells her you work away alot "james bond sort of stuff luv" in my Cardiff twang "you like ole Spanks is it" she giggles like they do ,
So I says "does he get a cuddle like me when he comes in"

It's like I'm pimping you out

 

[Joecity]

Looks like he's gone for a deep pan

The shittest of all pizza bases

American shite.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Just cooked that frozen pizza, the honey bbq salami is really nice, would have that again, as nice as a takeaway one.

 

[Glos Blue]

Just cooked that frozen pizza, the honey bbq salami is really nice, would have that again, as nice as a takeaway one.

I’d send that shit back and ask for some toppings with my crust.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

I’d send that shit back and ask for some toppings with my crust.

It's stuffed though so you don't need it

 

[BLUE TUESDAY]

Rocket Joe's for me

 

[Glos Blue]

It's stuffed though so you don't need it

Stuffed crust has no place on pizza. Should’ve fed it to that budgie of yours.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Stuffed crust has no place on pizza. Should’ve fed it to that budgie of yours.

I didn't think honey salami did either to be fair but it was nice

 

[Glos Blue]

I didn't think honey salami did either to be fair but it was nice

Did the budgie not want it then?

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Did the budgie not want it then?

She's not a budgie and no, she prefers chips

 

[Glos Blue]

She's not a budgie and no, she prefers chips

What is she then?

 

[Mrs Steve R]

What is she then?

A Congo African grey, much bigger than a budgie.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Stuffed crust has no place on pizza. Should’ve fed it to that budgie of yours.

 

[stantys tattoos]

A Congo African grey, much bigger than a budgie.

next thing you'll be telling us you work in greggs

 

[Mrs Steve R]

next thing you'll be telling us you work in greggs

Just pointing out his errors, it's like me calling his dog a Pug

 

[Glos Blue]

A Congo African grey, much bigger than a budgie.

You scumbag, you maggot....

SHE’S AN AFRICAN GREY PARROT!

 

[Mrs Steve R]

You scumbag, you maggot....

SHE’S AN AFRICAN GREY PARROT!

Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last