Anybody wanna see what I'm having for tea?

[Heisenberg]

Et voila!

 

[stantys tattoos]

Et voila!

insects?

 

[Wavey]

Et voila!

Fair play, that looks the bollocks Might even try cooking that for my next year's meal

What's the sauce thing you used in the noodles, and also what was the chicken coated in?

 

[Heisenberg]

Fair play, that looks the bollocks Might even try cooking that for my next year's meal

What's the sauce thing you used in the noodles, and also what was the chicken coated in?

For the Sticky Chilli Sauce

• 4 tbsp dark soy sauce
• 2 tbsp fish sauce
• 2 tbsp rice vinegar
• 2 tbsp granulated sweetener
• 6 tbsp tomato puree
• 4 cloves garlic minced
• 2 tbsp fresh ginger grated
• 2 limes juice of
• 1 tsp dried chilli flakes
• 1 vegetable stock cube made up with 300ml boiling water

Same sauce for the chicken and the noodles

 

[stantys tattoos]

For the Sticky Chilli Sauce

• 4 tbsp dark soy sauce
• 2 tbsp fish sauce
• 2 tbsp rice vinegar
• 2 tbsp granulated sweetener
• 6 tbsp tomato puree
• 4 cloves garlic minced
• 2 tbsp fresh ginger grated
• 2 limes juice of
• 1 tsp dried chilli flakes
• 1 vegetable stock cube made up with 300ml boiling water

Same sauce for the chicken and the noodles

waveys fucked then

 

[Heisenberg]

insects?

They share something in common... I think both would be inedible to you

 

[Wavey]

For the Sticky Chilli Sauce

• 4 tbsp dark soy sauce
• 2 tbsp fish sauce
• 2 tbsp rice vinegar
• 2 tbsp granulated sweetener
• 6 tbsp tomato puree
• 4 cloves garlic minced
• 2 tbsp fresh ginger grated
• 2 limes juice of
• 1 tsp dried chilli flakes
• 1 vegetable stock cube made up with 300ml boiling water

Same sauce for the chicken and the noodles

You lost me at the fish sauce and rice vinegar

May have to tweak that recipe though, cos it does look pretty damn good

 

[Wavey]

waveys fucked then

 

[Wavey]

OK after yesterday's exertions I'm back on form tonight (and for the rest of the year). So tonight we have burnt chips, burnt German bratwurst and Bernard Matthews mini kievs. Out of date salad was opened and added just to stop Uncle Fester from calling my dinner a plate of beige again

 

[kiffa]

OK after yesterday's exertions I'm back on form tonight (and for the rest of the year). So tonight we have burnt chips, burnt German bratwurst and Bernard Matthews mini kievs. Out of date salad was opened and added just to stop Uncle Fester from calling my dinner a plate of beige again

I mean we’re all thinking it

 

[Wavey]

I mean we’re all thinking it

Fortunately, I've stopped giving a flying feck what people think years ago. As shown yesterday, I can cook when I want to. It's just that I don't want to very often. And if it manages a giggle on here, then that's all good in my eyes

 

[Mrs Steve R]

OK after yesterday's exertions I'm back on form tonight (and for the rest of the year). So tonight we have burnt chips, burnt German bratwurst and Bernard Matthews mini kievs. Out of date salad was opened and added just to stop Uncle Fester from calling my dinner a plate of beige again

What's on the sausage?

 

[kiffa]

Fortunately, I've stopped giving a flying feck what people think years ago. As shown yesterday, I can cook when I want to. It's just that I don't want to very often. And if it manages a giggle on here, then that's all good in my eyes

Thats exactly what this thread is here for

 

[kiffa]

What's on the sausage?

Is that what your Black Russian looks like Mrs R?

 

[Wavey]

What's on the sausage?

I know, I know. It's looking good, right?

Currently a pile of ketchup to hide it's burnt state. Didn't put anything on it to cook it, just bunged it in the oven with the chips and hoped for the best/that I remembered about it in time for it to be remotely edible

I am available for hire, should you or somebody you know wants a top notch chef to cook up a feast. Cos of lockdown, it's a bit quiet at the mo, so am free most evenings

 

[Alf Garnetts Pipe]

What's on the sausage?

Ash

 

[Jamieccfc]

shite. i had cod tonite

Did you eat it then thought shit I need to take a picture and spat it back out

 

[stantys tattoos]

Did you eat it then thought shit I need to take a picture and spat it back out

greens on the plate jame

 

[Malarkey]

greens

Racist bastard

 

[Face Paint]