Anybody wanna see what I'm having for tea?

[Boo]

just finished this

Who passed the by-law in your valley that lager is obligatory with every meal

 

[JAMIECCFC]

Who passed the by-law in your valley that lager is obligatory with every meal

American beer is fine but American bacon BIG NO

 

[Popeye]

Surprised you’re still alive raw pork is very dangerous

I reckon the kiss of life would revive that

 

[stantys tattoos]

Surprised you’re still alive raw pork is very dangerous

least of my worries

 

[Glos Blue]

just finished this

What are the adults eating?

 

[stantys tattoos]

What are the adults eating?

i'm full

 

[JAMIECCFC]

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Only 346 days til Xmas, so I've gone a bit early with the turkey dinner...

 

[Face Paint]

What's in them?

Nothing by the looks of it.

 

[Joecity]

just finished this

Decent egg. Apart from that you grotty bastard.

 

[stantys tattoos]

Decent egg. Apart from that you grotty bastard.

the old girl cooked my egg

 

[Joecity]

the old girl cooked my egg

Vinegar on the bacon?

 

[stantys tattoos]

Vinegar on the bacon?

of course

 

[Joecity]

of course

Dirty bastard

 

[Wavey]

the old girl cooked my egg

I bet she wiped your mouth clean with a dish cloth after too

However, even in your inebriated states, you still manage to cook a better looking meal than I manage to, and I hate you for that

 

[Joecity]

White bean turkey chilli, jalapeños, cheese, coriander, tortilla, sour cream, avocado.

 

[Alf Garnetts Pipe]

White bean turkey chilli, jalapeños, cheese, coriander, tortilla, sour cream, avocado.

That looks drier than a nuns cunt.

 

[Joecity]

That looks drier than a nuns c**t.

Is meant to be. Ground meat and spice. All the wet stuff”s behind. You put it over the tortillas and eat it like nacho my sausage boiling friend.

 

[Wavey]

Opted for a takeaway last night, having worn myself out in the kitchen the night before. But tonight I was back at it, showing the cooker who's boss, and managed to rustle up and mighty fine selection of brown stuff

 

[Popeye]

Opted for a takeaway last night, having worn myself out in the kitchen the night before. But tonight I was back at it, showing the cooker who's boss, and managed to rustle up and mighty fine selection of brown stuff

Do your cooking up at Thornhill Crematorium isi mate?