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It was an iconic pic of cardiff city fans walking off the bob bank and when you looked closer everyone was a gimp of some sorts. There was a kid with exceptionally big hands, quite cleverly nicknamed by us as big hands manNo idea what that is, but hopefully not
My missus is a midwife.
What she does to women in labour who are bastard boiling is put a damp cloth on the back of the neck see.
I do that when I'm working away in crap hotels with no air con
Burglar paradiseIt’s all about evaporation, it’s simple science. Get yourself moist (fnarr fnarr) and get all the windows open to get some air flow. Then shut all the curtains and windows as soon as the sun rises. You’ll keep your house a relatively cool temp then.
The amount of people that have all their windows open during the day when it’s currently 33c outside is bonkers mun.
I just want your laptop mun!Too hot for burgling mun. Besides, any intruder coming in through my bedroom window is going to be met by the astounding sight of my cock and balls glistening in the moonlight like a glorious monument to the male form. If that don’t send em packing, my wife’s arse will.