Coronavirus Thread

[The Colonel]

 

[NumberAde]

Breaking News.

Matt Hancock has tested negative for IQ. He wasn't displaying any symptoms of intelligence, but had the test to make sure.

 

[The Colonel]

Just tried to book a swab test on the gov website for my daughter and at the end this is the result

 

[TH63]

Just tried to book a swab test on the gov website for my daughter and at the end this is the result

Fifteen miles???
Sure, if you have a helicopter

 

[The Colonel]

Fifteen miles???
Sure, if you have a helicopter

I know, it takes the piss. Here's the actual time it takes.

My daughter isn't well and I don't fancy taking her on a 3 hour round trip. One of my sisters went into hospital this morning as well with it.

 

[TH63]

I know, it takes the piss. Here's the actual time it takes.

My daughter isn't well and I don't fancy taking her on a 3 hour round trip. One of my sisters went into hospital this morning as well with it.

Shit, sorry to hear about your sister

Hope she makes a full and speedy recovery

 

[Kiffa 2.1]

I know, it takes the piss. Here's the actual time it takes.

My daughter isn't well and I don't fancy taking her on a 3 hour round trip. One of my sisters went into hospital this morning as well with it.

Had you had a go after 8pm Colonel?

 

[The Colonel]

Shit, sorry to hear about your sister

Hope she makes a full and speedy recovery

I actually just heard my sister is back out of hospital so that's good news, was very worried for a while there.

 

[The Colonel]

Had you had a go after 8pm Colonel?

Oh, is that the thing to do is it? I literally just tried it half an hour ago.

 

[Kiffa 2.1]

Oh, is that the thing to do is it? I literally just tried it half an hour ago.

Yeh when I was trying I called up as well. The girl at the call centre said they load new ones on around that time each day. Someone else on here had some luck with it too When I said

Give it a shot

 

[The Colonel]

Yeh when I was trying I called up as well. The girl at the call centre said they load new ones on around that time each day. Someone else on here had some luck with it too When I said

Give it a shot

OK, I'll try after 8pm tmrw then, nice one

 

[Travis Bickle]

OK, I'll try after 8pm tmrw then, nice one

Best of luck

 

[The Colonel]

Just started a new Coronavirus thread for the main forum and locked the old one. Moved a few posts from the old one over to this one as well.

 

[steve davies]

Starting the second track and trace Centre at the old LG site on Monday the first one was within two days of completion when public health England came and snatched it for themselves. The field hospital in the millennium is being dismantled and being moved to the Heath hospital as a temporary ward until the new purpose built 400 bed COVID hospital is built up there. Makes you wonder with all this work going on if there is any real confidence in getting a vaccine

 

[Wavey]

I don't give a flying feck if it sounds gay. With all my heart, and every ounce of me, am wishing a speedy and full recovery to all your family.

The same goes out to anyone else, on and off here, that are going through it.

 

[The Colonel]

I don't give a flying feck if it sounds gay. With all my heart, and every ounce of me, am wishing a speedy and full recovery to all your family.

The same goes out to anyone else, on and off here, that are going through it.

Cheers for that, very kind of you

 

[Malarkey]

Just tried to book a swab test on the gov website for my daughter and at the end this is the result

First of best wishes to your family.
What would happen if you didn't have a car?

 

[The Colonel]

First of best wishes to your family.
What would happen if you didn't have a car?

Thanks for that.

Kiffa reckons I should try again in the morning before going all that way. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.

 

[Kiffa 2.1]

Thanks for that.

Kiffa reckons I should try again in the morning before going all that way. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.

8pm colonel not the morning

 

[The Colonel]

8pm colonel not the morning

Oh aye, yes. Cheers