The health worker told me what I was having before she stabbed me up the arse.
So Mr Gosslington. This is a un-lubricated double dong dildo with extra knobbly bits for the more demanding gentlemen. We”ll just need your consent on this form. If I can just find something for you to sign with. Er. Hold on a sec..Er..It was here a minute a go.
Don’t worry love I’ve brought my own pen.