Countdown to Qatar

[Melvin Udal]

I would imagine most of the nobbers who usually cause trouble won't be going. Expensive - booze scarce and costly, no drugs or prossies.

Hope they do go. Love a stoning.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Hope they do go. Love a stoning.

I'll have a few pointy rocks and a pack of gravel

 

[The Colonel]

Hope they do go. Love a stoning.

Better get on the grass if you want to get stoned lol

 

[Melvin Udal]

I'll have a few pointy rocks and a pack of gravel

Any women here?

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Ahmed Iniesta is my favourite Spanish player.

Muhammed Torres was always pretty explosive

 

[Glos Blue]

I’ve just vomited into my mouth.

It’s the English fans I feel sorry for, apparently throwing plastic chairs is punishable by death and even acting a twat generally will get you ten years.

There’ll be no coked up wankers firing rockets out of their rectums this tournament. More’s the pity.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

What I’m really looking forward to is seeing all the beautiful women like this from around the world in the stands, scantily clad or in body paint.
Ah yes, they will look magnificent under the liberal Qatari sunshine.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Loves the Arabs...well done lads. Stone em all

 

[Steve R]

Better get on the grass if you want to get stoned lol

@Steve R How do you feel about @The Colonel stealing your joke lol

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

The Croatians playing the Uno reverso card on the Qataris and their Indian fans-for-hire

 

[The Colonel]

This thread started with 131 days to go and here we are finally

 

[Steve R]

Scotland also ready for Qatar.

 

[Points Out Jokes]

Scotland also ready for Qatar.

Yeah because they'll be watching it on their tellys

 

[The Colonel]

Imagine my surprise to see what the BBC are focusing on today

 

[The Colonel]

 

[JAMIECCFC]

Come on Ecuador

 

[TDA]

Come on Ecuador

Nah!

I've got all my credits on Qatar

 

[Steve R]

 

[bluethrough™]

Well this is a shame

Fans paid to attend World Cup by Qatar have daily allowance cancelled - Yahoo Sport

Fans who have travelled to Qatar as part of a controversial paid-for supporters programme have been told by Qatari authorities that their cash has been cut

uk.yahoo.com

 

[kiffa]

Should see Stanty through the first game