Off-Topic Crap joke thread
- Thread Starter Mad Al
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WEED CLUB 
The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any undies?” her husband demanded.
“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.”
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear.
“Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies. “Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no undies. Why not?”
She replies, “I can’t afford any on the money you give me.”
He reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s $10. Go and buy yourself some underwear!”
Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. “Sweet muddier of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?”
She too explains, “You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.” The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, “Well, fer the love ‘o Jesus, here’s a c**b. Tidy yerself up a bit.”
“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.”
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear.
“Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies. “Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no undies. Why not?”
She replies, “I can’t afford any on the money you give me.”
He reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s $10. Go and buy yourself some underwear!”
Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. “Sweet muddier of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?”
She too explains, “You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.” The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, “Well, fer the love ‘o Jesus, here’s a c**b. Tidy yerself up a bit.”
I have loads more, of course if you want me to stop…
Don't stop on my account, I'm used to crap jokes.
Bit harsh on Steve mateDon't stop on my account, I'm used to crap jokes.
Don't stop on my account, I'm used to crap jokes.
I knew it…
Time’s up.
People have spoken.
People have spoken.
Same people who voted for Boris and Brexit?
Time was up 6 1/2 hours ago you dodgy fucker.
I just wrote about that here, it was my fuck up and you won the bet
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If it stops the golf jokes you can have it all.
Btec William smith
crapper joke than you and Teeds though. I don't claim to be in William's league though. As shit as my joke was I delivered it properly. Slave to comedy see
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Bit unfair dragging Teeds into this
