Crap joke thread

Whose joke was CRAPPEST? (see page 8 for jokes)

  • TH63's Golf Cake Joke

    Votes: 6 35.3%
  • Lecter's Conductor Joke

    Votes: 11 64.7%

  • Total voters
    17
  • Anonymous Poll
  • Poll closed .

Mrs Steve R

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Well seeing as people clearly think my golf joke isn’t that crap, I can only assume you’d all like to see some more
oh no sigh GIF by BBC
 

TH63

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The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any undies?” her husband demanded.

“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.”

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear.

“Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies. “Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no undies. Why not?”

She replies, “I can’t afford any on the money you give me.”

He reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s $10. Go and buy yourself some underwear!”

Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. “Sweet muddier of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?”

She too explains, “You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.” The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, “Well, fer the love ‘o Jesus, here’s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.”
 

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Time’s up.

People have spoken.
 

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New deadline passed.

Still 16 banners each.

Or are we doing a Dai and moving the goalposts again?
 

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New deadline passed.

Still 16 banners each.

Or are we doing a Dai and moving the goalposts again?
I just wrote about that here, it was my fuck up and you won the bet

 

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What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes

Where's my prize? Crappest joke ever
 

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Btec William smith
:hehe:crapper joke than you and Teeds though. I don't claim to be in William's league though. As shit as my joke was I delivered it properly. Slave to comedy see:thumbup:
 
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