Bit of clarity needed .So I've been awarded crappiest joke 20
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- Thread Starter Mad Al
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As I was awarded crappiest joke banner 2021 Shirley it's mine till a new competition starts in 2022.
WEED CLUB I think you should keep the banner for posterityAs I was awarded crappiest joke banner 2021 Shirley it's mine till a new competition starts in 2022.
Miss the old pubs.The one by me recently closed down it had everything real ale piano in the corner great company even the local prostitutes frequented it.But things change juke box installed fireplace ripped out designer drinks ruined the pub.And what finally finished it was the the restriction were smoking was concerned.This was the last straw were the prostitutes were concerned they weren't putting up with a Ho's pipe ban . 
Even I’m speechless.Miss the old pubs.The one by me recently closed down it had everything real ale piano in the corner great company even the local prostitutes frequented it.But things change juke box installed fireplace ripped out designer drinks ruined the pub.And what finally finished it was the the restriction were smoking was concerned.This was the last straw were the prostitutes were concerned they weren't putting up with a Ho's pipe ban .
Fucking hellMiss the old pubs.The one by me recently closed down it had everything real ale piano in the corner great company even the local prostitutes frequented it.But things change juke box installed fireplace ripped out designer drinks ruined the pub.And what finally finished it was the the restriction were smoking was concerned.This was the last straw were the prostitutes were concerned they weren't putting up with a Ho's pipe ban .
Miss the old pubs.The one by me recently closed down it had everything real ale piano in the corner great company even the local prostitutes frequented it.But things change juke box installed fireplace ripped out designer drinks ruined the pub.And what finally finished it was the the restriction were smoking was concerned.This was the last straw were the prostitutes were concerned they weren't putting up with a Ho's pipe ban .
NumberAde
Ballon d'Or Winner
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PICKEM 20/21 WINNER
☘ 100 PAGER ☘
💩 CRAP JOKE 2022 💩
I mean,
Uh
Fucking Hell.
Fuck
In
Hell
If I die before you @William Smith - please do my funeral. That'll wipe the smiles off their faces.
NumberAde
Ballon d'Or Winner
❻ 6 YEARS ❻
✪✪✪ CHAMPION ✪✪✪
PICKEM 20/21 WINNER
☘ 100 PAGER ☘
💩 CRAP JOKE 2022 💩
They should just remove the year now. Just says Crappest Joke, until his next one.
Crappest joke ∞
My wife and I met at a 'Make a Jelly in the Shape of a US President' class, and I knew she was the one, from the moment I set Eisenhower.
Miss the old pubs.The one by me recently closed down it had everything real ale piano in the corner great company even the local prostitutes frequented it.But things change juke box installed fireplace ripped out designer drinks ruined the pub.And what finally finished it was the the restriction were smoking was concerned.This was the last straw were the prostitutes were concerned they weren't putting up with a Ho's pipe ban .
Jesus H Christ!
Jesus H Christ!
Miss the old pubs.The one by me recently closed down it had everything real ale piano in the corner great company even the local prostitutes frequented it.But things change juke box installed fireplace ripped out designer drinks ruined the pub.And what finally finished it was the the restriction were smoking was concerned.This was the last straw were the prostitutes were concerned they weren't putting up with a Ho's pipe ban .
A huge grizzly bear walks into a pub and says...
Pint of cider please.
Barman says...
Why the big pause.
Pint of cider please.
Barman says...
Why the big pause.
It's after much thought and soul searching I've decided not to defend my crappest joke title. I can only hope I've inspired the next generation of crap jokes tellers.To have the Crappest joke banner on me has been honour. Don't think I can get near the lack of quality in my cv of jokes Palomine .Chestnuts and Ho's pipe to name but a few.Any joke that gets a reaction of Blasphemous content must have made people listen .I wish everyone the best of luck in this year's competition. 
I was hoping for a really crap punchline whilst reading that.It's after much thought and soul searching I've decided not to defend my crappest joke title. I can only hope I've inspired the next generation of crap jokes tellers.To have the Crappest joke banner on me has been honour. Don't think I can get near the lack of quality in my cv of jokes Palomine .Chestnuts and Ho's pipe to name but a few.Any joke that gets a reaction of Blasphemous content must have made people listen .I wish everyone the best of luck in this year's competition.
Sorry the crappest jokes well is empty
Always leave them wanting more
Mate of mine use to breed Budgerigars as a hobbie .Took it really seriously taught them to sing and talk by putting his lips to their beaks .Unfortunately he developed a unsightly rash on his mouth.He went to his Doctors and asked him what it was the the doctor replied it's the worse case of Chirrpies he'd ever seen.
How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway carrier bag? Take the “S” out of safe and the “F” out of way.
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