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Fuck me it’s depressing.

It’s a bit warm, so have knocked off on time for once.

Flicking through the channels, and watching an old Midsomer Murders. Shows ok, but fuck me the adverts!

Cheap cremations
Lightweight mobility scooters
Selling your old stuff online
Walk in baths
 
Fuck me it’s depressing.

It’s a bit warm, so have knocked off on time for once.

Flicking through the channels, and watching an old Midsomer Murders. Shows ok, but fuck me the adverts!

Cheap cremations
Lightweight mobility scooters
Selling your old stuff online
Walk in baths
Those walk in baths. I’ve never been able to figure out how it works.

Do you have to sit in it while it’s filling and emptying?

Surely when it’s filling you’ll end up scalding yourself. Likewise when it’s emptying surely the oldies will get hypothermia?

Always troubled me thinking about the logistics of it all.
 
Those walk in baths. I’ve never been able to figure out how it works.

Do you have to sit in it while it’s filling and emptying?

Surely when it’s filling you’ll end up scalding yourself. Likewise when it’s emptying surely the oldies will get hypothermia?

Always troubled me thinking about the logistics of it all.
This is worrying.
You think along the same lines as I do.
 
RSPCA, save a donkey et al are a bit cunty as well imho.

Some poor old sod without a pot to piss in, and these boys are playing adverts about animal cruelty and “send us some money please” messages.
 
Fuck me it’s depressing.

It’s a bit warm, so have knocked off on time for once.

Flicking through the channels, and watching an old Midsomer Murders. Shows ok, but fuck me the adverts!

Cheap cremations
Lightweight mobility scooters
Selling your old stuff online
Walk in baths
Thinly veiled "i sat down looking at my stannard stairs lift brochure while watching GB news, then my wife came down and took the mote off me" post
 
This is worrying.
You think along the same lines as I do.
Let It Happen Go With The Flow GIF by Billy Currington
 
Those walk in baths. I’ve never been able to figure out how it works.

Do you have to sit in it while it’s filling and emptying?

Surely when it’s filling you’ll end up scalding yourself. Likewise when it’s emptying surely the oldies will get hypothermia?

Always troubled me thinking about the logistics of it all.
It's a con. I opened the door to walk in and all the water poured out and ruined my bathroom
 
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As bad as Melv you are.
Thanks to your pedantry I’ve been compelled to research this stuff.


“Once you’re comfortably sat, close the door to your walk-in tub to seal the bathtub before turning the tap on. You’ll have to sit inside the bath while it fills up, but this shouldn’t take too long”

“Once finished, it’s time to drain the water, open your sealed door and step out of your walk-in bath”

So there we have it, the answer to an age old problem. You do indeed have to sit in it while it fills up and empties.

@TH63 - my advice is to get yourself a walk in shower, one of those stools and a sponge on a stick.
 
Thanks to your pedantry I’ve been compelled to research this stuff.


“Once you’re comfortably sat, close the door to your walk-in tub to seal the bathtub before turning the tap on. You’ll have to sit inside the bath while it fills up, but this shouldn’t take too long”

“Once finished, it’s time to drain the water, open your sealed door and step out of your walk-in bath”

So there we have it, the answer to an age old problem. You do indeed have to sit in it while it fills up and empties.

@TH63 - my advice is to get yourself a walk in shower, one of those stools and a sponge on a stick.
The pedantry over what was clearly a joke made me chuckle. Being compared with Melv, even in jest, made me cry
 
The pedantry over what was clearly a joke made me chuckle. Being compared with Melv, even in jest, made me cry
Just no need for it James.

I’m pretty sure you’ve never had a holiday based fortunate first guess on wordle.
 
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RSPCA, save a donkey et al are a bit cunty as well imho.

Some poor old sod without a pot to piss in, and these boys are playing adverts about animal cruelty and “send us some money please” messages.

Have a look at US Daytime adverts. It's all health insurance for this, health insurance for that. Thank fuck for the NHS.
 
Bring back Jezza Kyle

always made me feel better about my life choices
 
Bring back Jezza Kyle

always made me feel better about my life choices

"I think I accidentally got my dog pregnant"

"My love cheat of a husband has bedded 20 women on the estate" - bring on a toothless, gormless bloke.

Lie detectors, which are known to give shit results.

What's not to love.
 
"I think I accidentally got my dog pregnant"

"My love cheat of a husband has bedded 20 women on the estate" - bring on a toothless, gormless bloke.

Lie detectors, which are known to give shit results.

What's not to love.
I actually knew someone who went on Jeremy Kyle.

Chavvy little scrote who was a mate of my wife’s cousin. Went on for a dna test. Kyle called him a deadbeat dad.
 
Fuck me it’s depressing.

It’s a bit warm, so have knocked off on time for once.

Flicking through the channels, and watching an old Midsomer Murders. Shows ok, but fuck me the adverts!

Cheap cremations
Lightweight mobility scooters
Selling your old stuff online
Walk in baths
Targeted advertising on TV now:sherlock:
 
I actually knew someone who went on Jeremy Kyle.

Chavvy little scrote who was a mate of my wife’s cousin. Went on for a dna test. Kyle called him a deadbeat dad.
Was chatting to a bird on Plenty of Fish from Llanedeyrn in my single days, thought she was pretty fit.
Week later, she's on Jeremy Kyle having a domestic with her Matt Lucas looking ex.
 
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