Off-Topic Day time telly

[TH63]

Fuck me it’s depressing.

It’s a bit warm, so have knocked off on time for once.

Flicking through the channels, and watching an old Midsomer Murders. Shows ok, but fuck me the adverts!

Cheap cremations
Lightweight mobility scooters
Selling your old stuff online
Walk in baths

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Fuck me it’s depressing.

It’s a bit warm, so have knocked off on time for once.

Flicking through the channels, and watching an old Midsomer Murders. Shows ok, but fuck me the adverts!

Cheap cremations
Lightweight mobility scooters
Selling your old stuff online
Walk in baths

Those walk in baths. I’ve never been able to figure out how it works.

Do you have to sit in it while it’s filling and emptying?

Surely when it’s filling you’ll end up scalding yourself. Likewise when it’s emptying surely the oldies will get hypothermia?

Always troubled me thinking about the logistics of it all.

 

[TH63]

Those walk in baths. I’ve never been able to figure out how it works.

Do you have to sit in it while it’s filling and emptying?

Surely when it’s filling you’ll end up scalding yourself. Likewise when it’s emptying surely the oldies will get hypothermia?

Always troubled me thinking about the logistics of it all.

This is worrying.
You think along the same lines as I do.

 

[TH63]

RSPCA, save a donkey et al are a bit cunty as well imho.

Some poor old sod without a pot to piss in, and these boys are playing adverts about animal cruelty and “send us some money please” messages.

 

[Nugent]

Fuck me it’s depressing.

It’s a bit warm, so have knocked off on time for once.

Flicking through the channels, and watching an old Midsomer Murders. Shows ok, but fuck me the adverts!

Cheap cremations
Lightweight mobility scooters
Selling your old stuff online
Walk in baths

Thinly veiled "i sat down looking at my stannard stairs lift brochure while watching GB news, then my wife came down and took the mote off me" post

 

[Dr. Lecter]

This is worrying.
You think along the same lines as I do.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Those walk in baths. I’ve never been able to figure out how it works.

Do you have to sit in it while it’s filling and emptying?

Surely when it’s filling you’ll end up scalding yourself. Likewise when it’s emptying surely the oldies will get hypothermia?

Always troubled me thinking about the logistics of it all.

It's a con. I opened the door to walk in and all the water poured out and ruined my bathroom

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

It's a con. I opened the door to walk in and all the water poured out and ruined my bathroom

As bad as Melv you are.

 

[Jimmytaff]

As bad as Melv you are.

You take that back

 

[Dr. Lecter]

As bad as Melv you are.

Thanks to your pedantry I’ve been compelled to research this stuff.

How Do Walk-In Baths Work? Our Step-by-Step Guide

Discover how walk-in baths work with our simple step-by-step guide. Learn about features, safety, and installation tips.

www.mobility-plus.co.uk

“Once you’re comfortably sat, close the door to your walk-in tub to seal the bathtub before turning the tap on. You’ll have to sit inside the bath while it fills up, but this shouldn’t take too long”

“Once finished, it’s time to drain the water, open your sealed door and step out of your walk-in bath”

So there we have it, the answer to an age old problem. You do indeed have to sit in it while it fills up and empties.

@TH63 - my advice is to get yourself a walk in shower, one of those stools and a sponge on a stick.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Thanks to your pedantry I’ve been compelled to research this stuff.

How Do Walk-In Baths Work? Our Step-by-Step Guide

Discover how walk-in baths work with our simple step-by-step guide. Learn about features, safety, and installation tips.

www.mobility-plus.co.uk

“Once you’re comfortably sat, close the door to your walk-in tub to seal the bathtub before turning the tap on. You’ll have to sit inside the bath while it fills up, but this shouldn’t take too long”

“Once finished, it’s time to drain the water, open your sealed door and step out of your walk-in bath”

So there we have it, the answer to an age old problem. You do indeed have to sit in it while it fills up and empties.

@TH63 - my advice is to get yourself a walk in shower, one of those stools and a sponge on a stick.

The pedantry over what was clearly a joke made me chuckle. Being compared with Melv, even in jest, made me cry

 

[Dr. Lecter]

The pedantry over what was clearly a joke made me chuckle. Being compared with Melv, even in jest, made me cry

Just no need for it James.

I’m pretty sure you’ve never had a holiday based fortunate first guess on wordle.

 

[NumberAde]

RSPCA, save a donkey et al are a bit cunty as well imho.

Some poor old sod without a pot to piss in, and these boys are playing adverts about animal cruelty and “send us some money please” messages.

Have a look at US Daytime adverts. It's all health insurance for this, health insurance for that. Thank fuck for the NHS.

 

[NumberAde]

Just no need for it James.

I’m pretty sure you’ve never had a holiday based fortunate first guess on wordle.

Has that happened? FFS.

 

[MaestegBlue]

Bring back Jezza Kyle

always made me feel better about my life choices

 

[NumberAde]

Bring back Jezza Kyle

always made me feel better about my life choices

"I think I accidentally got my dog pregnant"

"My love cheat of a husband has bedded 20 women on the estate" - bring on a toothless, gormless bloke.

Lie detectors, which are known to give shit results.

What's not to love.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

"I think I accidentally got my dog pregnant"

"My love cheat of a husband has bedded 20 women on the estate" - bring on a toothless, gormless bloke.

Lie detectors, which are known to give shit results.

What's not to love.

I actually knew someone who went on Jeremy Kyle.

Chavvy little scrote who was a mate of my wife’s cousin. Went on for a dna test. Kyle called him a deadbeat dad.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Has that happened? FFS.

Did you not see yesterday’s debacle?

 

[Jimmytaff]

Fuck me it’s depressing.

It’s a bit warm, so have knocked off on time for once.

Flicking through the channels, and watching an old Midsomer Murders. Shows ok, but fuck me the adverts!

Cheap cremations
Lightweight mobility scooters
Selling your old stuff online
Walk in baths

Targeted advertising on TV now

 

[Popeye]

I actually knew someone who went on Jeremy Kyle.

Chavvy little scrote who was a mate of my wife’s cousin. Went on for a dna test. Kyle called him a deadbeat dad.

Was chatting to a bird on Plenty of Fish from Llanedeyrn in my single days, thought she was pretty fit.
Week later, she's on Jeremy Kyle having a domestic with her Matt Lucas looking ex.