Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards

[Jimmytaff]

 

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All sounds quite normal

 

[Dr. Lecter]

A couple of points Lucy.

1. it’s not a store, it’s a shop.
2. Who cuts up grapes?
3. A toddler knife won’t cut a tomato.
4. He’s 2 years old - you choose the menu.
5. Stop lying you attention seeking slag.

 

[JAMIECCFC]

A couple of points Lucy.

1. it’s not a store, it’s a shop.
2. Who cuts up grapes?
3. A toddler knife won’t cut a tomato.
4. He’s 2 years old - you choose the menu.
5. Stop lying you attention seeking slag.

Grapes are a chocking hazard, They don’t let the kids take grapes to school even cut

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Grapes are a chocking hazard, They don’t let the kids take grapes to school even cut

Really?

In my day choking was part of the curriculum.

Usually during sex.

 

[JAMIECCFC]

Really?

In my day choking was part of the curriculum.

Usually during sex.

Got told off for letting the kids take them (grapes)

 

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Got told off for letting the kids take them (grapes)

Just give them in liquid form

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Got told off for letting the kids take them (grapes)

When mine were little my missus had to go into hospital for an op for a couple of days.

Packed mine off to school with a lunchbox full of crisps chocolate and frubes.

They loved it.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Check out this beauty by someone called poopants I think it was

I just gave a couple of yanks a Welsh history lesson half wrecked.

Gave me their condolences for the Queen in the hotel lift, I said don’t bother, we couldn’t care less in wales hence the less than 1000 crowd in the castle the other day.

I told them the prince of the wales thing is bullshit because of Longshanks son and all that shit, gave Braveheart a mention and they loved it.

 

[The Colonel]

 

[Gonzo mckenzie]

True fact: My missus once admitted to me that she didn’t realise wolves were real.

Thought they were pretend like Dragons and unicorns.

My wife similarly with narwhals

 

[The Colonel]

 

[Jimmytaff]

My wife similarly with narwhals

Narwhal tusks were used when fraudsters wanted to sell 'unicorns' or their 'fossils'

 

[Melvin Udal]

Grapes are a chocking hazard, They don’t let the kids take grapes to school even cut

Let's see her tell us he performed the Heimlich on himself.

Slag

 

[Melvin Udal]

Really?

In my day choking was part of the curriculum.

Usually during sex.

I've carried that learning throughout all my relationships both good and bad

 

[The Colonel]

 

[Dr. Lecter]

A hat pin?

Was she in the way to the queens funeral?

 

[kiffa]

Bbc reporting its likely to be a bank holiday when she gets buried.
Me and missus looking to go up and see her off , it's tough at the moment but we'll get through it

 

[kiffa]

I'll put pics up.
Even tho I'm confident , work are confirming today whether they will honour the bank holiday.
This is what i hate about employment, subbing was so easy

 

[Heisenberg]

@kiffa you bastard, I was waiting until tomorrow to post this