Other Sport Egg Nations 2023 - Starts Sat 4 Feb

[Dr. Lecter]

Maurice Swan, the creepy Jack bastard

The one who thinks his bride is a model because he bought her from a catalogue?

Would have been cheaper for him to just buy a sex doll.

 

[Jimmytaff]

The one who thinks his bride is a model because he bought her from a catalogue?

Would have been cheaper for him to just buy a sex doll.

She ain't very smart but he's old enough to be her father. Just a transaction for the poor lass most likely

 

[Dr. Lecter]

She ain't very smart but he's old enough to be her father. Just a transaction for the poor lass most likely

On the subject of Thai brides, does anyone know if the catalogue have a yellow sticker section for the ones that are left unsold?

Asking for a friend - he’s not too picky when it comes to the ladies. Truth be told he’d be happy with one that will just pop to the shop for his cans and cook the odd pizza, pigs in blankets etc.

 

[kiffa]

On the subject of Thai brides, does anyone know if the catalogue have a yellow sticker section for the ones that are left unsold?

Asking for a friend - he’s not too picky when it comes to the ladies. Truth be told he’d be happy with one that will just pop to the shop for his cans and cook the odd pizza, pigs in blankets etc.

@Slug

 

[Sir Barry Shitpeas]

 

[Jimmytaff]

Embarrassing. Attention seeking twats that get exactly what they want

 

[Popeye]

1, 2

2 got more rolls than Greggs

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

1, 2

2 got more rolls than Greggs

Size of the mouth on 1

She could suck a watermelon through a hosepipe

 

[The Colonel]

 

[kiffa]

That isn’t forward

 

[Jimmytaff]

That isn’t forward

Didn't look ot to me either

 

[The Colonel]

 

[kiffa]

It isn’t forward

I understand why it might look like it is, but it isn’t

 

[The Colonel]

It isn’t forward

I understand why it might look like it is, but it isn’t

Fine then.

But I'm still not happy about it.

 

[PointyHead]

There's a shame.

 

[Sir Barry Shitpeas]

There's a shame.

I think he retired years ago didn’t he?

 

[The Colonel]

 

[The Colonel]

 

[Jimmytaff]

Much better in yellow

 

[The Colonel]