Fact: Women's blood not as good as men's

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:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Or it might give u a 10 inch cock
Witch would you rather :hehe:
Smelling is over rated anyway mate :hehe:

Stanty was in a second hand antique shop and he saw this brass lamp that took his fancy. It was a bit old and battered and covered in dust. He started rubbing the dust off to see what condition it was in underneath when a genie came out of it.

Thank you for releasing me the genie said. I've been in there for 10,000 years. Let me grant you one wish..

I want a cock so big that it touches the floor stanty says.

Ally Oop says the genie producing a sabre and cut both stantys legs off.
 
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Stanty was in a second hand antique shop and he saw this brass lamp that took his fancy. It was a bit old and battered and covered in dust. He started rubbing the dust off to see what condition it was in underneath when a genie came out of it.

Thank you for releasing me the genie said. I've been in there for 10,000 years. Let me grant you one wish..

I want a cock so big that it touches the floor stanty says.

Ally Oop says the genie producing a sabre and cut both stantys legs off.

:hehe:
omg is he ok
 

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Stanty was in a second hand antique shop and he saw this brass lamp that took his fancy. It was a bit old and battered and covered in dust. He started rubbing the dust off to see what condition it was in underneath when a genie came out of it.

Thank you for releasing me the genie said. I've been in there for 10,000 years. Let me grant you one wish..

I want a cock so big that it touches the floor stanty says.

Ally Oop says the genie producing a sabre and cut both stantys legs off.

:hehe:
eternal lady of the night i asked for who owned a pub and was a heavy smoker:thumbup:
 

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Blindness is too good for those cunts.

There aren't many organisations that require you to get a lobotomy and trust it's hierarchy despite the regular errors it comes up with. They've already predicted the end of the world near on half a dozen times suggesting/requiring their members to sell their houses and stuff and gather at various places with their packed suitcases.
 

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There aren't many organisations that require you to get a lobotomy and trust it's hierarchy despite the regular errors it comes up with. They've already predicted the end of the world near on half a dozen times suggesting/requiring their members to sell their houses and stuff and gather at various places with their packed suitcases.

My mother in law is one.

That’s all the proof I need.
 

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There aren't many organisations that require you to get a lobotomy and trust it's hierarchy despite the regular errors it comes up with. .

You still believe in Splotto though right?
 

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You still believe in Splotto though right?

My philosophy is that only a fool believes in "truth" before he has need of it. It's invariably "fake" at all other times subject to unwarranted interpretation.
 

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My philosophy is that only a fool believes in "truth" before he has need of it. It's invariably "fake" at all other times subject to unwarranted interpretation.

That's not bad actually. Can't see it fitting on the front of a red baseball cap but it's not bad.
 

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Always remember some big head when I worked in an office trying to trump me on giving blood.

He showed me his card which was 5-12 donations (or something like that). You haven't got one of these Ade have you? He taunted. I said, nah mate I haven't. But I just got one of these - it was a badge for 25 donations.

I haven't given for ages, it seems to be appointment only whenever I see them in supermarkets these days. I think you can give every 14 weeks - so you can give more than twice a year. I have to start donating more body fluids :nqat:
 

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Stanty was in a second hand antique shop and he saw this brass lamp that took his fancy. It was a bit old and battered and covered in dust. He started rubbing the dust off to see what condition it was in underneath when a genie came out of it.

Thank you for releasing me the genie said. I've been in there for 10,000 years. Let me grant you one wish..

I want a cock so big that it touches the floor stanty says.

Ally Oop says the genie producing a sabre and cut both stantys legs off.
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There aren't many organisations that require you to get a lobotomy and trust it's hierarchy despite the regular errors it comes up with. They've already predicted the end of the world near on half a dozen times suggesting/requiring their members to sell their houses and stuff and gather at various places with their packed suitcases.

So they've predicted the end of the world less times than Organ Morgan then?
 

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I think that Stephen McPhail suffered from Sjogrens Syndrome too.
 
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