Melvin Udal
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Give it a wipe pre pic
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Stevie your brother in law is a fat bastard and you're a sad attention seeker
You are getting like Melv, just sayingStevie your brother in law is a fat bastard and you're a sad attention seeker

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You are getting like Melv, just saying![]()
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Starting to resemble my petYou are getting like Melv, just saying![]()
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Between the ages of 14 and 16 I pretty much lived on fish finger sandwiches.
Between the ages of 14 and 16 I pretty much lived on fish finger sandwiches.
Food of kings.

Romance dies for us all eventually steveIt's been a while since I've had a fishy finger.![]()
Im not entirely convinced she said this![]()
What did you last do that was romantic?Romance dies for us all eventually steve


Told her to have a half day last Wednesday so I could take her to lunch and then gave her vip tickets to see alanis morrisette that evening in coopers fields. She’s so fucking lucky to have meWhat did you last do that was romantic?![]()

Awww, that's niceTold her to have a half day last Wednesday so I could take her to lunch and then gave her vip tickets to see alanis morrisette that evening in coopers fields. She’s so fucking lucky to have me![]()
Depends on your taste in music.Awww, that's nice![]()
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Think everyone is with you on this conspiracy




