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Did it once when I had gastric flu and I thought I was going to fart. Not pleasant and you have my full sympathy.You'd know.
Did it once when I had gastric flu and I thought I was going to fart. Not pleasant and you have my full sympathy.You'd know.
Gastric band more like.Did it once when I had gastric flu and I thought I was going to fart. Not pleasant and you have my full sympathy.
Because angry people shit the bed, right?Did it once when I had gastric flu and I thought I was going to fart. Not pleasant and you have my full sympathy.

But we had all this in 1976,1984 and 1990One in the eye for those that think global warming is a miff

Ah right, gastric flu then isi?Because angry people shit the bed, right?![]()
Fuck me, is this still going?Ah right, gastric flu then isi?

I was joking mate but now you'll be on the eco warriors radarBut we had all this in 1976,1984 and 1990![]()

Up to you init, though you really should be scrubbing that mattress.Fuck me, is this still going?![]()
If I say you've got me and I'm here seething with rage, will that end this mental conversation?Up to you init, though you really should be scrubbing that mattress.
Yeah but now they make the map really red when they do the weather forecast.But we had all this in 1976,1984 and 1990![]()
Calm down Gareth ffs, stop seething with rage.If I say you've got me and I'm here seething with rage, will that end this mental conversation?
He’s shit the bed again.Calm down Gareth ffs, stop seething with rage.
Calm down Gareth ffs, stop seething with rage.
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Not you as well.I've finished a shit in Greggs and now I'm sat in Greggs with an iced drink waiting for my air con to be done.
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Pissing down mun.
's all right, it's stopped again now.Climate’s changed again