Off-Topic Getting a bit blowy/Bastard boiling mun/Bastard Baltic mun
- Thread Starter Stevenage R
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I’ve had a bastard tit full of this. It’s either freezing bastard cold or pissing it down. I’m frigging emigrating.
Go by boat you’ll get a free house
WEED CLUB 
I don’t think it’s going to be as bad as they’re suggesting. Bit of rain down here, bit of snow up there. Meh
I'm prepared to be mightily pissed off. Got tickets for Getdown Services in Bristol tomorrow and the V&A Bowie exhibition in London on Saturday. Did occur to me to go in the home end at Orient after the exhibition but it might be risky if we bang a few goals in.
The news report on BBC about the weather is absolutely comical.
A reporter in Cornwall describing how the van she is sat in is physically moving because of the wind.
A reporter in the midlands saying “just getting in your car can be hard enough” accompanied by a bloke wiping about an inch of snow off his windscreen with his hand.
Treacherous driving conditions being illustrated by cars driving along perfectly normally in a bit of snow. And lots of shots of people just going about their business with no problems.
One woman was off to the pub quiz. “Is it worth it”? said the reporter to the woman with a few flakes of snow on her jacket. “Yeah I’m gonna win” she replied.
A reporter in Cornwall describing how the van she is sat in is physically moving because of the wind.
A reporter in the midlands saying “just getting in your car can be hard enough” accompanied by a bloke wiping about an inch of snow off his windscreen with his hand.
Treacherous driving conditions being illustrated by cars driving along perfectly normally in a bit of snow. And lots of shots of people just going about their business with no problems.
One woman was off to the pub quiz. “Is it worth it”? said the reporter to the woman with a few flakes of snow on her jacket. “Yeah I’m gonna win” she replied.
My daughter got to college around noon only to find they had cancelled the rest of the classes for the day. And there were cancelled trains as well. I don't know what the weather was like north of Cardiff today but all it did was piss down here.The news report on BBC about the weather is absolutely comical.
A reporter in Cornwall describing how the van she is sat in is physically moving because of the wind.
A reporter in the midlands saying “just getting in your car can be hard enough” accompanied by a bloke wiping about an inch of snow off his windscreen with his hand.
Treacherous driving conditions being illustrated by cars driving along perfectly normally in a bit of snow. And lots of shots of people just going about their business with no problems.
One woman was off to the pub quiz. “Is it worth it”? said the reporter to the woman with a few flakes of snow on her jacket. “Yeah I’m gonna win” she replied.
Rain in Caerphilly most of the day. Eased off now. Not one flake of snow.
Derek is full of shit.
Prefer Leigh Delamere myself
Oooh, lucky Leigh.
Flew up from Corny earlier...not by flight, I mean in my car, beep beep out my fucking way you rain scared Nissan Micra driving pussys.
Was pretty horrific conditions mind, torrential from start to finish.
Driving to Cornwall on Sunday was worse mind, A30, a main road, not gritted at all nevermind the crap roads/lanes when you come off, ice and snow. Cars abandoned in hedgerows all the way. Luckily I'm a class driver who had the brains to fit winter tyres...in winter...but pretty horrible.
Was pretty horrific conditions mind, torrential from start to finish.
Driving to Cornwall on Sunday was worse mind, A30, a main road, not gritted at all nevermind the crap roads/lanes when you come off, ice and snow. Cars abandoned in hedgerows all the way. Luckily I'm a class driver who had the brains to fit winter tyres...in winter...but pretty horrible.
Predictable…NQAT
Heads of the Valleys was quite bad for a short time but certainly far from the armageddon promised.
As a side note though, if people are unable to operate a car in snowy conditions, please stay the fuck at home. Traffic stuck due to snow, maybe a few, traffic stuck due to shit drivers blocking roads, 1000's
Derek is a bullshitting bastard.
Loads of bastard snow in Birmingham 
I was sat on a plane ready to set off to the Jewel of North-Rhine-Westphalia: Dusseldorf, when the pilot came out of his cockpit to tell us all to get off & go back to the terminal.
4 pints later, they announced everything was cancelled, so we had to trudge out through the blizzard to the warm embrace of a budget hotel.
Back on our way today, this time the destination has changed to Frankfurt
I was sat on a plane ready to set off to the Jewel of North-Rhine-Westphalia: Dusseldorf, when the pilot came out of his cockpit to tell us all to get off & go back to the terminal.
4 pints later, they announced everything was cancelled, so we had to trudge out through the blizzard to the warm embrace of a budget hotel.
Back on our way today, this time the destination has changed to Frankfurt
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Loads of bastard snow in Birmingham
I was sat on a plane ready to set off to the Jewel of North-Rhine-Westphalia: Dusseldorf, when the pilot came out of his cockpit to tell us all to get off & go back to the terminal.
4 pints later, they announced everything was cancelled, so we had to trudge out through the blizzard to the warm embrace of a budget hotel.
Back on our way today, this time the destination has changed to Frankfurt
Snow joke is it
