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Same here. Melv was/is mental but I liked him. As he was a very frequent poster whatever has happened must be quite serious
Hoping he just lost his phone like last time. I agree, unintentionally a funny guy on here and harmless. Come on Melv boy get yourself back on here
 
Nah, not even been online since 21st May.
That's quite worrying. I'm sure we've all had occasions where we've needed to be off the forum for a few days but over two weeks for a regular poster is worrying without a warning or context
 
Mine didn’t even know about this place until she heard me loudly go “oh fuck off Ainsley” and I had to explain to her that I was playing a game of Traitors on a Cardiff City football forum and there’s a poster named after this chef who keeps sussing me out.

And she still didn’t leave me. I think she might be the one! It’ll be a real tester of a love tho if her first instinct after I snuff it is to come on here and let people know
Sounds like a keeper
 
I’ve left instructions for my Mrs, who to contact at work, my mates etc, including the email address of a forum member to be contacted.

I’m not expecting anything more than “Tony who?” just wouldn’t want anyone thinking I’m being bummed senseless on D wing.
 
I’ve left instructions for my Mrs, who to contact at work, my mates etc, including the email address of a forum member to be contacted.

I’m not expecting anything more than “Tony who?” just wouldn’t want anyone thinking I’m being bummed senseless on D wing.
Lecter wouldn't expect anything more than "Dr Who?" because he's black and gay
 
Mine has just told me she's a defender, nope I don't know what that means either
It was her who fouled you on Friday and gave you that black eye
 
Nobody would know until we signed someone from an obscure country and I failed to update the atlas.
 
If you died tomorrow, would anyone on the forum know it or would you just be here one day and gone the next, leaving the mystery behind?
It's always better to say "If you had died yesterday........... " :thumbup:

A couple of posters have my email address, but that is the limit of any contact away from the forum. Somebody might pick up a clue from the Times obituary column, but other than that, news is unlikely to be communicated.
 
It's always better to say "If you had died yesterday........... " :thumbup:

A couple of posters have my email address, but that is the limit of any contact away from the forum. Somebody might pick up a clue from the Times obituary column, but other than that, news is unlikely to be communicated.
I’ll think of you always
 
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I’d make sure my Mrs logs on and starts a go fund me.

As one of the greatest posters this forums ever seen I’m sure you’d all chip in and give me a great send off.
I’m just amazed you’ve got a missus.
 
When I’m gone my missus says she’ll come on and tell people.

When she does I expect you all to say that I always said she was completely normal and I never moaned about her at all.

Oh and good luck to whoever tries to become husband number two - you’ll need it.
 
When I’m gone my missus says she’ll come on and tell people.

When she does I expect you all to say that I always said she was completely normal and I never moaned about her at all.

Oh and good luck to whoever tries to become husband number two - you’ll need it.
We’d all send her dick pics to cheer her up
 
Well yours would give her a bloody good laugh.
Can she laugh with her mouth full

freak GIF
 
Technically @kernel should be the one to do it.

Anyone that’s ever bought anything or transferred money would have given him our name and/or address.

A little bit of googling would probably give him the info.

There we go Gareth, it’s decided. You have to sit people down and deliver the death notice when the time comes.
 
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