Off-Topic Israel attacks Iran...

[Jimmytaff]

I've heard Royal Mail are delivering it. So Iran need to be in from 8am til 8pm next Thursday to receive today's post. Otherwise Trump will leave them a sternly-worded "we missed you" leaflet instead.

Royal Mail delivering within a week? Also do you really think they could afford the postage?

If I didn't know better I'd swear you were taking the piss

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Royal Mail delivering within a week? Also do you really think they could afford the postage?

If I didn't know better I'd swear you were taking the piss

But what does Kanye think?

 

[LlanBlue86]

there’s not much chance of any type of nukes going off tonight it’s just wild conspiracy theory’s.

He’s already said all there power stations and bridges will be taken out it will still fuck iran over but it’s less exciting.

 

[Jimmytaff]

there’s not much chance of any type of nukes going off tonight it’s just wild conspiracy theory’s.

He’s already said all there power stations and bridges will be taken out it will still fuck iran over but it’s less exciting.

That's what probably will happen but talk of wiping out a civilization for good isn't helping is it?

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

That's what probably will happen but talk of wiping out a civilization for good isn't helping is it?

Well, kinda see what he meant, referring probably to IRGC.

 

[kernel]

That's what probably will happen but talk of wiping out a civilization for good isn't helping is it?

What about bum jugging out a civilisation?

 

[LlanBlue86]

That's what probably will happen but talk of wiping out a civilization for good isn't helping is it?

Yeah he got a knack for explaining things badly he’s one of the best at it

 

[Jimmytaff]

What about bum jugging out a civilisation?

Nobody deserves that

 

[bluethrough™]

there’s not much chance of any type of nukes going off tonight it’s just wild conspiracy theory’s.

He’s already said all there power stations and bridges will be taken out it will still fuck iran over but it’s less exciting.

I wasn't worried till you said that, you tend to be wrong a lot

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Nobody deserves that

Jugs are god awful.

Bidets are cool, especially the portable ones, much cleaner.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

What about bum jugging out a civilisation?

I'll be filling up my petrol tank tomorrow morning.

Hope the Iranians have topped up their bum jugs for the week.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Jugs are god awful.

Bidets are cool, especially the portable ones, much cleaner.

Pretty sure Sleepy Joe Bidet caused this war. He'll be crying into his toilet roll tonight, bigly. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

 

[Joecity]

Trumps a fanny and he's having a fit.. I can see him upping the conflict. They got all manner of bombs between big ones and little ones. The bigger ones will be getting dropped tonight. Iran will shrug it off and blow up all the Saudi oil and everything will just get worse. Best thing to do is call a truce. Trump won't though cause he's not man enough to admit he's made a colossal mistake.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Trumps a fanny and he's having a fit.. I can see him upping the conflict. They got all manner of bombs between big ones and little ones. The bigger ones will be getting dropped tonight. Iran will shrug it off and blow up all the Saudi oil and everything will just get worse. Best thing to do is call a truce. Trump won't though cause he's not man enough to admit he's made a colossal mistake.

Infantino will offer him a FIFA Peace Prize 2.0 (600% more gold leaf on the trophy) if he ends this war too, and keeps the fans able to fly to the States for the World Cup.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Infantino will offer him a FIFA Peace Prize 2.0 (600% more gold leaf on the trophy) if he ends this war too, and keeps the fans able to fly to the States for the World Cup.

I'm starting to wonder if FIFA are well placed to award peace prizes

 

[Steve R]

View: https://x.com/IRANinZIMBABWE/status/2040930954043093285/photo/1

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Trumps a fanny and he's having a fit.. I can see him upping the conflict. They got all manner of bombs between big ones and little ones. The bigger ones will be getting dropped tonight. Iran will shrug it off and blow up all the Saudi oil and everything will just get worse. Best thing to do is call a truce. Trump won't though cause he's not man enough to admit he's made a colossal mistake.

Bill Hicks springs to mind.

 

[LlanBlue86]

I wasn't worried till you said that, you tend to be wrong a lot

I don’t

 

[Jimmytaff]

I don’t

 

[LlanBlue86]

View: https://x.com/utdbrett/status/2041516375483507109?s=46&t=M6hAER-JeQ3w0WQyj4J-6Q