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Just don’t get me started on Fiona Bruce. She annoys me on so many levels, and always makes me want to scream each time she smugly says ‘provenance’ on the show “Fake or Fortune”.
 

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John Culshaw has got a Brillo pad head
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Lenny Henry has been appearing on my screen recently. Four decades of unfunny right there.

Lenny Henry - a black man so unfunny that he can’t even get work on the bbc.
 

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I can’t understand why people like Boris Johnson so much. I guess they have lied to themselves for many years that Brexit is a good thing, austerity makes you joyous and longer waiting times for medical treatment is actually a tonic to what ails you so to vote for a party headed up by a privileged and duplicitous individual is comforting for them?
 

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Stubborn and narcissistic are just two words that I’d use to describe Jeremy Corbyn. I’m sure there are more, but other politicians of every other party will be needing them too I’m sure!
 

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Ian Holloway is actually becoming less Gollum-like the longer he is not in football management. Lee Johnson on the other hand is shrinking with each passing day and bad result.
 

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Almost a year ago Cardiff City were hosts to Manchester United where we got thumped 1-5.
I sit the Grandstand and behind me in the posher (lounge access) seats was, the almost talentless, Eamonn Holmes, a life long United fan. How many more reasons do you need to dislike someone?
 

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BTEC George Formby, singer/songwriter George Ezra, really loves to brag doesn’t he? Why does it seem that every song he writes is about somewhere he’s been?
I’m surprised that he hasn’t released a single about going to the shops or having a shit!
 

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lenny henry...again
 

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It is just entirely possible that “comedian” Omid Djalili has, and will never, make anyone laugh. Ever.
 

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As fate would have it, Josh Widdicombe‘s “mother-in-law” worked on the kids show Rainbow when she was younger. Who would of thought that her daughter would end up with someone that looks like George but speaks like Zippy.
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Katie Price is now set to be bankrupt. Bad news for plastic companies and surgeons alike.
 

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This is the moment Iggy Azalea fell off

 

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Emma Watson has progressed from Hogwarts with a talent for pissing people off, me included, with her self-righteousness. I wish “he who shan’t be named” was alive again to sort the old witch out.
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Ooh look at me. I'm on the telly again on Christmas day. Wish Phillip would get a hurry on! - The Queen.
 
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Nick Jonas could get any girl in the world but he chose an old hypocrite
 
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