Ole gunnar solskjaer

[Dr. Lecter]

That’s a long way from Old Trafford!

Near Bargoed though so explains a lot.

 

[Knees up Brian Clark]

Feel. Bad for admitting I support both but appreciate the banter

No need to feel bad me old fruit,one of our Superfans would have the same dilemma if the City ever played Real Baldyericks.

 

[Joecity]

Ole Graham Solsjkaer

 

[The Colonel]

 

[Wavey]

 

[Barry Clunt]

OGS was shite when he was allowed to amass probably the biggest squad in our history, can you seriously see him managing this current lot??

 

[The Colonel]

 

[Joecity]

Solsjkaers fucking shit. I told the Man.Utd fan behind the till in my local shop that he's shit when they appointed him. After a bright start by Ole's standards he used to sing 'Ole's at the wheel' to me all the time. Just wait I said. Matter of time that's all. He's shite. He was just waiting to manage a proper club etc he'd say. Wait till I see him next lol. The turd.

 

[Worse]

Cardiff as there local but ideally a draw

they are Nuge.

 

[TH63]

Volume on

 

[The Colonel]

 

[Heisenberg]

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"

Solskjaer:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Manager of Manchester United”.

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Solskjaer: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Solskjaer but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Solskjaer,"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."

"Another time, Andy Murray came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"

Solskjaer stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Solskjaer?”

 

[Jimmytaff]

Solsjakaer was down by Asda Leckwith when he sees an old dear struggling with her shopping. "Can you manage love?", "aye, better than you, you cunt!".

 

[The Colonel]

 

[Jimmytaff]

Is that right? Doesn't look it to me. I was convinced he would get us relegated but that form looks decent enough

 

[NumberAde]

Is that right? Doesn't look it to me. I was convinced he would get us relegated but that form looks decent enough

That was in the Championship to be fair, and includes the 3 2 win at Port Vale in the league Cup.

 

[Jimmytaff]

That was in the Championship to be fair, and includes the 3 2 win at Port Vale in the league Cup.

Even allowing for Port Vale win it still doesn't look that bad. He was fucking garbage mind and utterly clueless

 

[NumberAde]

Even allowing for Port Vale win it still doesn't look that bad. He was fucking garbage mind and utterly clueless

Just checked, and we was 17th with 8 from 7 games but just threw away a 2 0 lead against Norwich to lose 2 4. Then lost to Middlesbrough.

 

[NumberAde]

Even allowing for Port Vale win it still doesn't look that bad. He was fucking garbage mind and utterly clueless

He was a nice bloke though.

 

[Norris Cole]

Hes got the exact problem as he had down here hes got so many quality players but cant find a balanced 11 and is trying to fit everyone in like Le Fondre at right back one game.