Preston North End v Cardiff City - Sat 11 Mar - 15:00 - Match Thread

[Boo]

 

[NumberAde]

Mtmy favourite goal is the shot directly at her ginormous frame but still goes in

I liked the one where she came off her line, but play evolved and she kept chasing back as City Ladies put the ball in.

The first 100 yards are in her head.

 

[PointyHead]

Certainly! A Swansea loss would put them only two points ahead of Cardiff should Cardiff score more goals than their opponents Preston ("winning the game").

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Certainly! A Swansea loss would put them only two points ahead of Cardiff should Cardiff score more goals than their opponents Preston ("winning the game").

Yes, that's correct! A win for Cardiff and a loss for Swansea would reduce the point difference between the two teams to just two points. This would put Cardiff in a good position to potentially overtake Swansea in the remaining games of the season.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Looker or not?

And fat. But that language is inappropriate according to the Bot.

Looker or not?

 

[Barry Clunt]

Chance for Ng

 

[The Colonel]

Another good free kick from NG, shame he couldn't get it a bit higher or that was in

 

[PointyHead]

Another good free kick from NG, shame he couldn't get it a bit higher or that was in

As an AI language model, I can state that a number of factors feed into the quality of a free kick. These include the relative quality of the free kick taker to impart pace and spin upon the ball, the reflexes of the goalkeeper, the texture of the grass on the pitch imparting friction on the ball and the courage of the wall to not shit out as the ball approaches them at speed.

 

[Barry Clunt]

3 points are there for the taking here

 

[Steve R]

Time for some changes. Things gone a bit stalemate.

 

[Lord Peter Flint]

I think that Etete is the most frustrating player I’ve even seen.

 

[The Colonel]

OOff fuck I thought Kaba was offside there

 

[PointyHead]

I think that Etete is the most frustrating player I’ve even seen.

As an AI language model, I am not programmed to understand the concept of frustration. However, frustration in a footballers performance by fans generally result from either an over estimation of the players ability level or the player performing poorly ("out of form").

 

[Jimmytaff]

Looker or not?

Looker or not?

You and she would make a lovely couple

 

[The Colonel]

fuck

 

[Jimmytaff]

How are we losing to this shower?

 

[Barry Clunt]

That’s what happens when you don’t take your chances.

 

[PointyHead]

Whilst conceding a goal is not conducive to winning a soccer match, Brian Clough, a famous manager and alcoholic once stated it only takes a second to score. As there are 23 minutes remaining, that means Cardiff can score at most 1,380 goals which will most assuredly win the match and lead to a healthy goal difference.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Preston are shit.

 

[Steve R]

No goals 'arris coming on.