Off-Topic Pubes

[Nugent]

After 48 years, I decided to shave my pubes today.
Hovering over the bog in the nugglelodge, hairs everywhere.

Just wondering what the lads on here do to keep everything spinl n span

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Finally sprouted have they

 

[LlanBlue86]

I don’t know who’s going to have the worst luck.

The poor cleaner who’s going to have to sweep up the nugglepubes.

Or

The poor cunt who gets the room after you and steps out of the shower and gets a nugglepube stuck to the bottom of there bare foot.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

You don't get these intellectual freds anywhere else, folks.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

After 48 years, I decided to shave my pubes today.
Hovering over the bog in the nugglelodge, hairs everywhere.

Just wondering what the lads on here do to keep everything spinl n span

Some itchy times ahead for you when they grow back

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Just to try and make your nob look bigger imo

 

[kernel]

I like the Borough and sometimes Prince of Wales

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Just to try and make your nob look bigger imo

Until his hand slips and he becomes Jewish.

Oy vey!

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

I like the Borough and sometimes Prince of Wales

You like the Prince of Wales' pubes?

Knew it.

 

[kernel]

You like the Prince of Wales' pubes?

Knew it.

My favourite pube is probably the White Hart in St Mellons

 

[OffshoreAl]

After 48 years, I decided to shave my pubes today.
Hovering over the bog in the nugglelodge, hairs everywhere.

Just wondering what the lads on here do to keep everything spinl n span

Back in my younger days I used to get my then missus to veet my nether regions. These days I'll just have a trim now and again after shaving my hair. Not as active in my late thirties so no need to keep on top of it as much.

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

My favourite pube is probably the White Hart in St Mellons

Oh my god! Ha ha
I can see what you did here. Egg -> face

 

[TH63]

My favourite pube is probably the White Hart in St Mellons

Called the Tywinch now

 

[kernel]

Called the Tywinch now

Oh yeah. It's been a while since I've been back there.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Oh yeah. It's been a while since I've been back there.

Shit, he was serious? I thought it was a joke reference to two inch.

 

[TH63]

Oh yeah. It's been a while since I've been back there.

When I was growing up near there, the White Hart was for the posh people, the Bluebell was middle of the road, the Fox And Hounds was a bit rough and the Star was for the hard core blokes who would make stanty look teetotal.

The only one that’s kept it’s name is the Fox.

 

[kernel]

When I was growing up near there, the White Hart was for the posh people, the Bluebell was middle of the road, the Fox And Hounds was a bit rough and the Star was for the hard core blokes who would make stanty look teetotal.

The only one that’s kept it’s name is the Fox.

We'd go in all of them, bit of a mini pub crawl. I used to like the Fox and Hounds beer garden on a sunny day.

 

[kernel]

Shit, he was serious? I thought it was a joke reference to two inch.

There's a show called Mrs Browns' Boys you might like

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

There's a show called Mrs Browns' Boys you might like

Started off funny, fell off the cliff pretty quickly.

 

[Nugent]

Called the Tywinch now

Wondered when youd make your appearance on a pube thread.

Couldn't wait to eat out to help out could you