Off-Topic Random Topics - January

[Manbearpig]

See? This is the response you get from the left.

They can't believe someone can have a different opinion, so you must have been influenced into it somehow.

Maybe you're the one in a chokehold?

Having a different opinion is fine, still allowed to say that opinion is shit. You mentioned earlier that we get bombarded with lefties shit, opposite is true for me. I dont watch TV anymore but online the levels of American and Russian involvement is insane

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Tactical voting mun....keep Tofu off our schools plates...

10mph speed limit for penny farthings.

 

[Joecity]

I'm 100% certain I could count on the vote of every member of this forum

How many members have we got ?

I reckon we could get all of them to vote for you as a jolly..

Probably get the deposit back.

 

[kernel]

Having a different opinion is fine, still allowed to say that opinion is shit. You mentioned earlier that we get bombarded with lefties shit, opposite is true for me. I dont watch TV anymore but online the levels of American and Russian involvement is insane

Well there's saying someone's opinion is shit, then there's insulting them by saying they have been brainwashed into thinking it. Cuts both ways that.

 

[kernel]

 

[Dr. Lecter]

How many members have we got ?

I reckon we could get all of them to vote for you as a jolly..

Probably get the deposit back.

We’re all spread out though Joe. Probably only a handful of people in each constituency.

Unless he can do that Senedd thing for a whole area?

 

[Manbearpig]

Well there's saying someone's opinion is shit, then there's insulting them by saying they have been brainwashed into thinking it. Cuts both ways that.

Let's be fair were all being brainwashed at this point. Without any regulation the amount of misinformation from both sides of politics is shocking

 

[kernel]

We’re all spread out though Joe. Probably only a handful of people in each constituency.

Unless he can do that Senedd thing for a whole area?

Nah, straight to the House of Lords

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Right en. Who's having it today?

This threads moved along and the tofus are still in bed.
Kiffas waiting for fitter to get up, but his mam said hes got to have his breakfast first.

I'm staying quiet but laughing hysterically.

 

[kernel]

Let's be fair were all being brainwashed at this point. Without any regulation the amount of misinformation from both sides of politics is shocking

Fair point. I think Lecter was saying as much earlier.

 

[kernel]

I'm staying quiet but laughing hysterically.

Turns out "staying quiet" has a different definition for Fitter

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Fair point. I think Lecter was saying as much earlier.

So there we have it.

I’m right. Again.

End of thread.

Back to work everyone.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Nah, straight to the House of Lords

Lord Kernel of Forumville.

 

[kernel]

So there we have it.

I’m right. Again.

End of thread.

Back to work everyone.

I've got campaign leaflets to print.

Got any policies for me?

- No more unrealistic portrayals of blokes getting their arses kicked by tiny women on the telly
- No more replacing white characters with PoC or replacing men with women either
- Close the border, start the ICE-style deportations today
- Get the bonkers lefties out of the BBC

 

[Joecity]

I wish someone would wash my brain...can still remember the hot stench of Stantys breath in my ear as he sung me to sleep which turned out to be rohipnol and not sleep at all.

 

[kernel]

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I've got campaign leaflets to print.

Got any policies for me?

- No more unrealistic portrayals of blokes getting their arses kicked by tiny women on the telly
- No more replacing white characters with PoC or replacing men with women either
- Close the border, start the ICE-style deportations today
- Get the bonkers lefties out of the BBC

Tax relief on Hog Roasts.

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Turns out "staying quiet" has a different definition for Fitter

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[Joecity]

I got arrested by 2 Police women outside my house in Barry Island years ago...I'd lost my keys so was fucking about trying to take the door handle off for some reason..fuck knows why cause it turned out my keys were in my jacket pocket anyway but I was off my chops...anyway they were trying to handcuff me and I just kept moving my hands being a dick like...they just physically couldn't cuff me...they called some big blokes then though that put me straight on the deck and cuffed me and laid me face down in the back of the wagon and drove at full speed over every speed bump from by the Clive Place to Holton Road...thats a lot of bumps tbf..I've been arrested by women police since and just give up...

 

[kernel]

I got arrested by 2 Police women outside my house in Barry Island years ago...I'd lost my keys so was fucking about trying to take the door handle off for some reason..fuck knows why cause it turned out my keys were in my jacket pocket anyway but I was off my chops...anyway they were trying to handcuff me and I just kept moving my hands being a dick like...they just physically couldn't cuff me...they called some big blokes then though that put me straight on the deck and cuffed me and laid me face down in the back of the wagon and drove at full speed over every speed bump from by the Mariner to Holton Road...thats a lot of bumps tbf..I've been arrested by women police since and just give up...

Here's a tip if you encounter women police officers again in future, tell them you're Palestinian and trans. They'll probably help you escape and give you money too.