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Anyone know what the Vaccines are like? They are on the day I'm going. :hehe:

They're like an early version of The Cure. :hehe:

I'm quite pleased with this joke.
 

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Nights are drawing in.
 

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Ever tell you about the time the bible bashers came up to me in Cardiff?

The old lady came up to me and was asking if there was life after death. I said, no there isn't. Why. Because there's no life after death for ants, or monkeys, so why us. Because we are created in God's image she said.

She rabbited on a bit, and then I said
"Adam and Eve had 2 kids right".
"Yes, Cain and Able".
"Both boys right?"
"Yes, two sons"
"So, where did the other kids come from?"

She looked at me, and her face dropped. Like it was the first time ever that someone had even thought about it.

"That's a good question" she got flustered a bit.,.. then she called her "boss" over.

"This gentleman has just asked a good question". :hehe:
 

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Ever tell you about the time the bible bashers came up to me in Cardiff?

The old lady came up to me and was asking if there was life after death. I said, no there isn't. Why. Because there's no life after death for ants, or monkeys, so why us. Because we are created in God's image she said.

She rabbited on a bit, and then I said
"Adam and Eve had 2 kids right".
"Yes, Cain and Able".
"Both boys right?"
"Yes, two sons"
"So, where did the other kids come from?"

She looked at me, and her face dropped. Like it was the first time ever that someone had even thought about it.

"That's a good question" she got flustered a bit.,.. then she called her "boss" over.

"This gentleman has just asked a good question". :hehe:
Then the whole of Queen Street stood up and started clapping
 

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The Carlton Tavern in London was illegally demolished in 2015 by developers who wanted the land.

They thought they’d just get a manageable fine but were ordered to rebuild it, exactly as it was, brick by brick.

Here it is today - the older bricks are obvious on the right.

PfuAROi.jpg
 

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The Carlton Tavern in London was illegally demolished in 2015 by developers who wanted the land.

They thought they’d just get a manageable fine but were ordered to rebuild it, exactly as it was, brick by brick.

Here it is today - the older bricks are obvious on the right.

PfuAROi.jpg
Good enough for the feckers....hopefully they had a fine as well.
 
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Great Lunchtime reading....thanks mate!
 

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