Off-Topic Random Topics June

[PlumberAde]

Anyone know what the Vaccines are like? They are on the day I'm going.

They're like an early version of The Cure.

I'm quite pleased with this joke.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Anyone know what the Vaccines are like? They are on the day I'm going.

Don't know their music but they have a decent reputation

 

[Jimmytaff]

Anyone know what the Vaccines are like? They are on the day I'm going.

If you don't like them try Placebo

 

[PlumberAde]

If you don't like them try Placebo

That's like my joke, only funny.

 

[PlumberAde]

Nights are drawing in.

 

[The Colonel]

 

[PlumberAde]

Ever tell you about the time the bible bashers came up to me in Cardiff?

The old lady came up to me and was asking if there was life after death. I said, no there isn't. Why. Because there's no life after death for ants, or monkeys, so why us. Because we are created in God's image she said.

She rabbited on a bit, and then I said
"Adam and Eve had 2 kids right".
"Yes, Cain and Able".
"Both boys right?"
"Yes, two sons"
"So, where did the other kids come from?"

She looked at me, and her face dropped. Like it was the first time ever that someone had even thought about it.

"That's a good question" she got flustered a bit.,.. then she called her "boss" over.

"This gentleman has just asked a good question".

 

[Jimmytaff]

Unaffiliated is fiction but the other contradictory books aren't?

 

[The Colonel]

Ever tell you about the time the bible bashers came up to me in Cardiff?

The old lady came up to me and was asking if there was life after death. I said, no there isn't. Why. Because there's no life after death for ants, or monkeys, so why us. Because we are created in God's image she said.

She rabbited on a bit, and then I said
"Adam and Eve had 2 kids right".
"Yes, Cain and Able".
"Both boys right?"
"Yes, two sons"
"So, where did the other kids come from?"

She looked at me, and her face dropped. Like it was the first time ever that someone had even thought about it.

"That's a good question" she got flustered a bit.,.. then she called her "boss" over.

"This gentleman has just asked a good question".

Then the whole of Queen Street stood up and started clapping

 

[PlumberAde]

Then the whole of Queen Street stood up and started clapping

The funny thing was, it was in Queen's Street.

 

[The Colonel]

The Carlton Tavern in London was illegally demolished in 2015 by developers who wanted the land.

They thought they’d just get a manageable fine but were ordered to rebuild it, exactly as it was, brick by brick.

Here it is today - the older bricks are obvious on the right.

 

[ViewFromAfar]

The Carlton Tavern in London was illegally demolished in 2015 by developers who wanted the land.

They thought they’d just get a manageable fine but were ordered to rebuild it, exactly as it was, brick by brick.

Here it is today - the older bricks are obvious on the right.

Good enough for the feckers....hopefully they had a fine as well.

 

[ViewFromAfar]

'Clumsy' mum faceplants during sports day race and moons watching crowd

She said it was 'hilarious'

www.walesonline.co.uk

 

[Knees up Brian Clark]

Wakefield by-election candidate apologises over Harold Shipman comment

Wakefield candidate Nadeem Ahmed admits referring to the serial killer was offensive.

www.bbc.com

 

[The Colonel]

 

[bluethrough™]

Microscopic mites that have sex on our faces at night could face evolutionary oblivion, say scientists

If you think giant pandas had it bad, spare a thought for the tiny parasitic mites that live in the pores of the skin on our faces which may be destined for an evolutionary dead-end, according to a new analysis of their DNA. More than 90% of us host the 0.3mm long-mites in the oily folds on our faces, most living in the pores near our noses and eyelashes. The mite, Demodex follicularum, spends its entire lifetime living in our skin follicles.

uk.yahoo.com

 

[ViewFromAfar]

Microscopic mites that have sex on our faces at night could face evolutionary oblivion, say scientists

If you think giant pandas had it bad, spare a thought for the tiny parasitic mites that live in the pores of the skin on our faces which may be destined for an evolutionary dead-end, according to a new analysis of their DNA. More than 90% of us host the 0.3mm long-mites in the oily folds on our faces, most living in the pores near our noses and eyelashes. The mite, Demodex follicularum, spends its entire lifetime living in our skin follicles.

uk.yahoo.com

Great Lunchtime reading....thanks mate!

 

[bluethrough™]

Great Lunchtime reading....thanks mate!

Yeah sorry about that, saw "face" and "sex" and got carried away

 

[bluethrough™]

Traces of polio virus found in London sewage as health officials declare national incident

Traces of the polio virus have been found during a routine sewage inspection in London, leading the UK Health Security Agency to declare a national incident. Health officials are now concerned about the community spread of the virus after samples were collected from the Beckton Sewage Treatment Works in London, but have stressed the risk to the public is extremely low. Several closely-related polio viruses were found in sewage samples taken between February and May. It has continued to evolve

uk.yahoo.com

 

[Knees up Brian Clark]

Former Tory minister calls 10% rise in state pension ‘ludicrous’

Jim O’Neill scathing about decision to help pensioners while forcing real-terms pay cuts on public sector workers

www.theguardian.com

A government running scared,