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First one was before my time
 

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First one was before my time
At the height of the Cuban missile crisis Dai was sat in a Venezuelan nightclub with Castro, Boyd Clack and James Brown.

Rumour has it that Castro getting a good deal on a second hand VW Beetle is what saved us all.
 

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You can have the first six gos
 

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I once stayed at the Hotel Nacional in Havana. In the grounds, between the hotel and the sea, there were still trenches that were put in place to defend against a possible U.S invasion. Even had a little old man in there as a guide, who was there during the bay of pigs, so I had a nice chat to him, in Spanish of course.

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I once stayed at the Hotel Nacional in Havana. In the grounds, between the hotel and the sea, there were still trenches that were put in place to defend against a possible U.S invasion. Even had a little old man in there as a guide, who was there during the bay of pigs, so I had a nice chat to him, in Spanish of course.

Regards

Blue Matt

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Looks nice Tone.

Were you Havana good time while you were there?
 

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I once stayed at the Hotel Nacional in Havana. In the grounds, between the hotel and the sea, there were still trenches that were put in place to defend against a possible U.S invasion. Even had a little old man in there as a guide, who was there during the bay of pigs, so I had a nice chat to him, in Spanish of course.

Regards

Blue Matt

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Looks nice Tone.

Were you Havana good time while you were there?
They were selling apple pie for $1, you pay $5 for key lime pie in the Bahamas, and $3 for banana pie in a Jamaica.

Those are the Pie rates in the Caribbean
 

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They were selling apple pie for $1, you pay $5 for key lime pie in the Bahamas, and $3 for banana pie in a Jamaica.

Those are the Pie rates in the Caribbean
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They were selling apple pie for $1, you pay $5 for key lime pie in the Bahamas, and $3 for banana pie in a Jamaica.

Those are the Pie rates in the Caribbean
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They were selling apple pie for $1, you pay $5 for key lime pie in the Bahamas, and $3 for banana pie in a Jamaica.

Those are the Pie rates in the Caribbean
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Man 1: I went on holiday with a woman who didn't want to go.

Man 2: Cuba?

Man 1:No. Jamaica.

Man 2: Jamaica?

Man 1: Yes.
 

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Man 1: I went on holiday with a woman who didn't want to go.

Man 2: Cuba?

Man 1:No. Jamaica.

Man 2: Jamaica?

Man 1: Yes.
Bloody hell Ade. Repackaging the second oldest joke of all time
 

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Forgive me for going all blue Matt here, but I am sick and tired of every time I go to America, someone always asks me “Hey, where you from?” “Way-uls? Is that in Scotland?” Or some such bollocks.

So imagine my surprise, first morning in Havana, local taxi driver wanders over, asks me if I need a taxi, “Where are you from?” “here we go” I think.

”Wales? Oh yeah, Gareth Bale”
 

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Man 1: I went on holiday with a woman who didn't want to go.

Man 2: Cuba?

Man 1:No. Jamaica.

Man 2: Jamaica?

Man 1: Yes.
I've just come back from Bournemouth

In Dorset?

Not really, it was shite.
 

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