Red sauce is over rated thread

[Ainsley Harriott]

Red sauce is for paedophiles, poofters and the workshy.

Whereas brown sauce is for brickies, and people who think blancmange is a fruit.

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

I'm a big fan of Franks & Choluha sauces, and we shouldn't forget sriracha (surely an amalgamation of ketchup & chilli sauce) but this Louisiana hot sauce is up there with all of them.

 

[kiffa]

I’m just waiting for @Roy Cok to let us know what his favourite sauce he buys from Waitrose is



Which has been the entire premise of this thread, let’s be honest now

 

[Roy Cok]

I’m just waiting for @Roy Cok to let us know what his favourite sauce he buys from Waitrose is



Which has been the entire premise of this thread, let’s be honest now

I aven”t tried anything new for a while tbh. Looking for recommendations.

 

[PlumberAde]

Cheese on toast great with brown sauce.

Personally the only place I like tomato sauce is on a burger

Worcester Sauce on Cheese on Toast.

 

[stantys tattoos]

what for it will just run straight off

soaks into bread in a bacon sandwich

 

[Dr Lecter]

soaks into bread in a bacon sandwich

You tell ‘em Heston.

 

[stantys tattoos]

put tomato sauce on with a knife so covering my egg fried bread

 

[Lord Hartley]

Cmon then what’s bettered by it? A hot dog perhaps. But the mustard does the heavy lifting. Red sauce is a glory merchant.

Scrambled egg

 

[Lord Hartley]

Cmon then what’s bettered by it? A hot dog perhaps. But the mustard does the heavy lifting. Red sauce is a glory merchant.

Beef and tomato pot noodle

 

[Captain Fishtits]

Red sauce is the food of the devil
I would make possession of it punishable by death
Small sachet gets you life no parole
Large bottle which is intent to supply in my book gets you the death penalty

 

[Roy Cok]

Brown sauce is just coming through the door now covered in shit after a hard days graft. Red Sauce who’s been sat home watching loose women or on Fifa all day bums a fiver off him to go and get some tins.

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Brown sauce is just coming through the door now covered in shit after a hard days graft. Red Sauce who’s been sat home watching loose women or on Fifa all day bums a fiver off him to go and get some tins.

Don't be daft mun, Brown Sauce only works at the weekend and then his shift is over by mid morning. Red is busy all day every day.

 

[kiffa]

Brown sauce is just coming through the door now covered in shit after a hard days graft. Red Sauce who’s been sat home watching loose women or on Fifa all day bums a fiver off him to go and get some tins.

Red sauce is the sweet seductive stripper mugging brown off for 50 sheets a dance mate

 

[Roy Cok]

Red Sauce owes money to the CSA.

 

[Boo]

red sauce is the jimmy saville of condiments. A wrong un hiding in plain sight.

 

[kiffa]

Brown sauce is a Tory c**t

just look at the bottle

 

[Roy Cok]

Red Sauce hangs around McDonalds kids parties.

 

[kiffa]

Brown sauce is mingling at Tory donor kids “parties”

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Brown sauce is mingling at Tory donor kids “parties”

Brown sauce is having a pint with Boris next week.