Red sauce is over rated thread

Red sauce is over rated

  • Yes it is

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  • No it’s not mun

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Sometimes I have that conversation with my missus where I try and argue that men are simple creatures and it’s women who complicate everything and cause unnecessary conflict.

Threads like this are why she doesn’t believe me.

Bunch of fucking weirdos.

No wonder I feel at home.
 

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Bacon Sandwich - Red Sauce
Sausage Sandwich - Brown Sauce
Hot Dog - American Mustard
Steak - French Mustard

Americans stick ketchup on everything, the savages.

I missed this post earlier, and by rights it should have ended the thread as it’s almost perfect. Almost, except for one mistake.

La moutarde Francaise est le moutarde d’un gaylord. For steaks it has got to be English mustard, one of the few things the English have got bang on.
 

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I missed this post earlier, and by rights it should have ended the thread as it’s almost perfect. Almost, except for one mistake.

La moutarde Francaise est le moutarde d’un gaylord. For steaks it has got to be English mustard, one of the few things the English have got bang on.
I'm afraid I can't stand english mustard - too strong and overpowering for me.

Much prefer french.

True story this. My Mrs was cooking sunday lunch one day and shouted through the kitchen if I wanted any mint sauce on my lamb. No I said, just a bit of french mustard please.

This is what she put on my plate the mad woman

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I missed this post earlier, and by rights it should have ended the thread as it’s almost perfect. Almost, except for one mistake.

La moutarde Francaise est le moutarde d’un gaylord. For steaks it has got to be English mustard, one of the few things the English have got bang on.
I'm afraid I can't stand english mustard - too strong and overpowering for me.

Much prefer french.

True story this. My Mrs was cooking sunday lunch one day and shouted through the kitchen if I wanted any mint sauce on my lamb. No I said, just a bit of french mustard please.

This is what she put on my plate the mad woman

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You're both wrong, it has to be Dijon. A dollop of that mixed in with the juices leaking from a rare steak is better than any sauce you can make.
 

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You're both wrong, it has to be Dijon. A dollop of that mixed in with the juices leaking from a rare steak is better than any sauce you can make.
I find Dijon a bit hit or miss tbh, depending on the brand. Some are coarser than others, some I like, some I don’t
 

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Wholegrain you clarts
 

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I find Dijon a bit hit or miss tbh, depending on the brand. Some are coarser than others, some I like, some I don’t

I've never heard of coarse Dijon and was about to 'mare you, but a quick google reveals it exists. May have to give that a stab!
 
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there is a reason tomato ketchup has so much sugar in it, its for kids.

HP all the way, if you say otherwise its proof you're a fucking moron.
 

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there is a reason tomato ketchup has so much sugar in it, its for kids.

HP all the way, if you say otherwise its proof you're a fucking moron.

Well this is awkward

HP Sauce has more sugar in it than Ketchup

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there is a reason tomato ketchup has so much sugar in it, its for kids.

HP all the way, if you say otherwise its proof you're a fucking moron.

And there's a reason HP sauce is made using molasses. Because there's no other use for molasses on earth other than in the tarmac industry.

#TeamKetchup #LuckyRed
 

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Tomato ketchup is red to represent the blood of the thousands of children that perish every year in the American ketchup mines. Anyone that eats it has blood on their hands.
 

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Tomato ketchup is red to represent the blood of the thousands of children that perish every year in the American ketchup mines. Anyone that eats it has blood on their hands.

As opposed to shit?
 

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As opposed to shit?

It’s been proven years ago that HP contains less than 0.5G per 100g human shit. Quite frankly I’d rather eat shit and have a clear conscience.
#ketchupisimmoral #hppeoplesfront
 

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It’s been proven years ago that HP contains less than 0.5G per 100g human shit. Quite frankly I’d rather eat shit and have a clear conscience.
#ketchupisimmoral #hppeoplesfront
Wait, which side are you on here? :hehe:
 

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Tomato ketchup is red to represent the blood of the thousands of children that perish every year in the American ketchup mines. Anyone that eats it has blood on their hands.

I don't think the deep-sea rigs that pump the HP sauce from the ocean floor to our condiment cupboards are entirely cruelty-free though.

Remember the HP Spill in the Gulf of Mexico a few years ago?? Loads of fish and native birds were killed as they were covered in the gloopy shite. They were washing ashore in Louisiana for months.

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