Off-Topic Snippets from the forum Facebook group

[Melvin Udal]

Actually. Little bloody today.

Had a spicy domino's in hotel last night and it played fuck with me today.

Wimp

 

[Popeye]

You want to hope he’s the Stanty lookalike in the picture rather than the lump in the stone island.

Unfortunately for Nuggles it isn't the Stanty lookalike he's going to scrap, it's Darran Van Gerwen on the right.

 

[MaestegBlue]

Darran Statham is going to fuck Nuggles right up

 

[Jimmytaff]

Darran Statham is going to fuck Nuggles right up

@Bookies can we have some odds please?

 

[Robin Friday's Ghost]

You should fuck with his head now @Nugent. Ask him where he'll be watching the Cymru game, where's the best place for Sunday lunch, etc.

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

 

[kernel]

I was hoping someone would spot that when I approved it

 

[Stevenage R]

Impressed with the 'there' spelling fair play.

 

[bluethrough™]

Only thing missing there is "mounting ash"

 

[kernel]

 

[Jimmytaff]

Tell him about Google and blow his mind

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Gayo types with his forehead

 

[Popeye]

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Gayo types with his forehead

 

[Stevenage R]

Only thing missing there is "mounting ash"

Didn't Chopra's ex-missus get done for that?

 

[Nugent]

 

[Joecity]

Some shocking jeans and shoes combo in there

 

[kernel]

 

[Glos Blue]

We now know Melvin’s real name.

 

[Jimmytaff]

We now know Melvin’s real name.

Assumed it would be Tracy