good luck with U2 can't stand bono
for some reason @Flounced i read that message in an american accent. enjoy the concert thoughI'm not a big fan. I just like stadiums haha. It's been told a million times but this joke about Bono is still one of my all time favourites:
At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.' A voice from near the front pierces the silence: 'Well, stop clapping your fucking hands then!'