No, no, no SteveJudas Morris? Tell him to f**k off.
Tell him that they think he's the man for the job. Get him to travel down on a Megabus and stay at a Travelodge in town. Take him for a meal at KFC while they discuss his personal terms.
Agree to everything he wants and tell him his contract will be faxed to his agent the following morning.
Accompany him to the coach station the next day to show how much we want him.
As he boards his return Megabus to Laandan, wave him off and fight back the tears of happiness.
Once the coach is out of sight, send him a text saying:
"Hahahaha! Fuck off you cockney Judas cunt".
Or something like that.