The Euros

[Kiffa 3.0]

The Dutch should just be known as Holland because the Netherlands sounds too much like the Nether regions. So cocks and balls.

Or fannies like popeye said

 

[Kiffa 3.0]

The Dutch should just be known as Holland because the Netherlands sounds too much like the Nether regions. So cocks and balls.

Think I went to a coffee shop in Amsterdam called the cock and balls

 

[Melvin Udal]

Think I went to a coffee shop in Amsterdam called the cock and balls

Think. Aye. Ok

 

[The Colonel]

Think I went to a coffee shop in Amsterdam called the cock and balls

Did you receive a good sized portion?

 

[Kiffa 3.0]

Did you receive a good sized portion?

I was smoking something massive that’s all I can remember

 

[The Colonel]

I was smoking something massive that’s all I can remember

Melv, Melv

 

[Melvin Udal]

I was smoking something massive both ends that’s all I can remember

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

The Dutch should just be known as Holland because the Netherlands sounds too much like the Nether regions. So cocks and balls.

More appropriate really. So many rude things are named after them. Dutch Oven, Dutch Brylcream, Dutch Afterburner etc etc

 

[Steve R]

Foe Philden hits the post

 

[Melvin Udal]

More appropriate really. So many rude things are named after them. Dutch Oven, Dutch Brylcream, Dutch Afterburner etc etc

Not to straight men

 

[The Colonel]

More appropriate really. So many rude things are named after them. Dutch Oven, Dutch Brylcream, Dutch Afterburner etc etc

Ok, Dutch Afterburner?

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Whoever gets through will get absolutely torn apart by Spain in the final.

 

[Popeye]

Fodens mates buzzing with his performance so far

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A PEN

Get all of the man, none of the ball. Pel.

Anywhere else on the pitch that's a foul. Defender clears the ball and an attacker get a foot on him 0.2 seconds late, it's a free kick. Same should apply in the box. There's no difference.

Egg all over the face of the Yank ref bint saying they're not looking at it, just as the commentary team talk Iver her to say VAR are looking at it

 

[NumberAde]

Just after Dixon was saying Simons final ball isnt great

Yeah said exactly the same.

 

[Kiffa 3.0]

Fair play to Gary Neville for saying it like it is on the pen

 

[Woody]

I have a confession. I decided earlier, on a bit of a whim, that as I've lived in England for 40 years, and all my close friends are English, as are half my family and most of my wider social circle, that I should want nice things for all these people and not actively hope that England lose.

That lasted 7 minutes, I started wavering when Holland scored and then when the softest penalty ever awarded in football history happened, I was back to being Van Den Woody.

Junior Woody also arrived in the room wearing a Holland shirt I forgot he had

 

[Melvin Udal]

Fair play to Gary Neville for saying it like it is on the pen

Hate neville

 

[NumberAde]

Get all of the man, none of the ball. Pel.

Anywhere else on the pitch that's a foul. Defender clears the ball and an attacker get a foot on him 0.2 seconds late, it's a free kick. Same should apply in the box. There's no difference.

Egg all over the face of the Yank ref bint saying they're not looking at it, just as the commentary team talk Iver her to say VAR are looking at it

She's been useless, the price of box ticking.

Mind you, that woman presenter on the pitch could talk to me about England all night.

 

[Popeye]

Fair play to Gary Neville for saying it like it is on the pen

Not Ian Wright though.