The Euros

[Ainsley Harriott]

Ok, Dutch Afterburner?

"The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face

"This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner"

Dirty basts

 

[The Colonel]

"The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face

"This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner"

Dirty basts

aw fuck man

 

[The Colonel]

Not Ian Wright though.

Ian WRONG more like

 

[Steve R]

Ian WRONG more like

lols

 

[NumberAde]

Fair play to Gary Neville for saying it like it is on the pen

Did he say it wasn't a pen? I don't listen to them at halftime. I do some coding and wanking, then get back for the 2nd half

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Ian WRONG more like

Ian M0ng

 

[NumberAde]

Dutch will be happy it is 1-1 at half time. Early goal worked in England's favour because they had to come out and attack - I think they'd still be in the semis if they played that way all tournament.

Foden and Saka are brilliant tonight, Mainoo too.

 

[Popeye]

1-1 HT, a decent Dutch manager would be happy and send his team out to win it.

No, Koeman won’t, looks more like the gingerbread man from Shrek than he does an ex footballer.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Holland are there for the taking imo. Thry don’t fancy it.

An easy England win. Guaranteed. Bookmark it.

 

[Steve R]

Ian Bong lol

 

[kiffa]

Did he say it wasn't a pen? I don't listen to them at halftime. I do some coding and wanking, then get back for the 2nd half

He said it was a disgrace

 

[NumberAde]

He said it was a disgrace

Fair play to him. I agree. It may have been a foul, but it wasn't a clear and obvious error by the ref. That's my view. I don't think VAR should be reffing games, but validating refs decisions. VAR has generally been good in this tournament. There was one bad call in an earlier game - and I think this is a bad call too.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Fair play to him. I agree. It may have been a foul, but it wasn't a clear and obvious error by the ref. That's my view. I don't think VAR should be reffing games, but validating refs decisions. VAR has generally been good in this tournament. There was one bad call in an earlier game - and I think this is a bad call too.

Hate inglund

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Fair play to him. I agree. It may have been a foul, but it wasn't a clear and obvious error by the ref. That's my view. I don't think VAR should be reffing games, but validating refs decisions. VAR has generally been good in this tournament. There was one bad call in an earlier game - and I think this is a bad call too.

It absolutely definitely wasn’t a foul. Kane kicked the Dutch defender in the foot.

 

[The Colonel]

I swear at half time I saw an ad for Carling where a mix of friends are watching the football in a living room (multicultural friends and with girls, naturally) and one lad leaves the room for a piss, so the rest of them decide to prank him by loudly cheering in order to make him think he's missing a goal.

So he rushes to finish up his piss and as far as I could tell he leaves the toilet without washing his hands, then runs into the room cheering and proceeds to rub his hands all over the face of the brown beaded lad.

That oversight will probably be on the front pages tomorrow and the racist ad director fired.

 

[Popeye]

Ah no

Please be offside

 

[Popeye]

Thank fuck

 

[Glos Blue]

Ah no

Please be offside

Okay

 

[Popeye]

Okay

Fank u

 

[Norris Cole]

Holland are absolute bang average.