They're asking about the Colonel on t'other board

[Malarkey]

Some poor fucker is going to be reading this thread in the morning while eating their breakfast.

That would be me.
I'm having Nutella on toast!!

 

[CCFC_27]

Some poor fucker is going to be reading this thread in the morning while eating their breakfast.

That'd be me

 

[steve davies]

I’ve just put my extra large pack of adult pampers in the car to last me the day in work thinking what the feck is all the fuss about . Off with the nappy wipe down with some dettol wet wipes . Nappy in the nappy sack and dump it in next doors bin . Job done surely

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I’ve just put my extra large pack of adult pampers in the car to last me the day in work thinking what the feck is all the fuss about . Off with the nappy wipe down with some dettol wet wipes . Nappy in the nappy sack and dump it in next doors bin . Job done surely

Far more hygienic than a bit of dry toilet paper.

 

[Glos Blue]

Sink? What's a fecking sink?
If you're lucky enough to have a working hosepipe next to your hole in the ground, then that's all you need.
You do realise it could be 45 degrees outside, 55 degrees inside a brick shithouse. If it's been busy then you're smoking other people's shit on gas mark 200.

Yet we’re the dirty bastards for using flushable toilets and toilet paper!

 

[Mrs Steve R]

I genuinely feel like I’ve learnt something from this thread, and while, as is customary in this manor, there has been a liberal sprinkling (sorry) of humour, I think we would all do well to consider our arse cleaning routine,

I mean, who among us hasn't at times struggled to finish wiping without a trace of shit on the paper? Obviously rigging up a hosepipe in your bathroom is going to cost, in terms of plumbing, and indeed might raise an eyebrow with your local plumber, but I can see the benefits of the application of water in some form to the nether regions.

You could get a bidet

 

[steve davies]

I’m thinking we should invite dave onto the post Match show Saturday night to give a practical demonstration of how the jug and cloth works. It will bring a whole new meaning to live streaming of course but at least we can put the issue to rest . Over to you @Colonel Cardiffi you know it makes sense

 

[TH63]

You could get a bidet

That's the kind of middle class poofery I'd expect from @Eat Y'self Fitter and his ilk

Anyway, I don't think there's room for one in my bathroom

 

[Popeye]

Night out with the boys...mustn’t forgot my phone, wallet, keys, fags....and shit rag.

 

[TH63]

I’m thinking we should invite dave onto the post Match show Saturday night to give a practical demonstration of how the jug and cloth works. It will bring a whole new meaning to live streaming of course but at least we can put the issue to rest . Over to you @Colonel Cardiffi you know it makes sense

Pretty sure that's the kind of thing reserved for the dark web

 

[TH63]

Night out with the boys...mustn’t forgot my phone, wallet, keys, fags....and shit rag.

I'll be there, I'll be there, with my shit rag and my jug I'll be there

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

That's the kind of middle class poofery I'd expect from @Eat Y'self Fitter and his ilk

Anyway, I don't think there's room for one in my bathroom

Despite frequenting many a 5 star hotel over the years I've never once been tempted to try out the bidet.

 

[Popeye]

Ready for the day ahead

 

[Popeye]

Speaking of which, pity I never had a poo rag with me the night of the ole Roath Funeral Home incident. Wouldn’t need a jug of water then as it was pouring down so could’ve easily used a puddle.

 

[TH63]

Ready for the day ahead

Got your five a day sorted there as well

 

[TH63]

Despite frequenting many a 5 star hotel over the years I've never once been tempted to try out the bidet.

Nor me, although there was that one toilet in the Waldorf Astoria that squirted a jet of water up my arse when I pressed a button on the wall to see what it did which gave me quite a fright.

My first experience of a bidet was in Spain in the 70's which my old man used to wash the sand off his feet - proper working class

 

[Travis Bickle]

Ready for the day ahead

What are you going to do with the apples

 

[Tantric Socks]

same brush you animal?

 

[Malarkey]

 

[Dr. Lecter]

The plot thickens......

Turns out my missus works with a woman originally from Iran. Apparently they’ve had a conversation about toilet habits (not sure why women feel the need to talk about this stuff, wouldn’t catch us blokes doing it) and it turns out that the proper way for Muslim type birds to do it is to splash water onto their bits using a jug because they’re not supposed to be touching themselves down there due to their religion.

No mention of shitcloths so maybe that’s just for blokes?