They're asking about the Colonel on t'other board

[QM Redux]

Fair point I guess it's my imagination that you talk about SD so much.

Unlike him I talk football too.

 

[The Colonel]

Talking of toilet habits, was funny yesterday at work, we have trouble with the drains outside so we can't use the loo, our area manager determined not to close the shop told us that if we needed the loo we had to get a taxi home, make them wait and then come back again, we couldn't believe it

Can you imagine "Someone watch the ovens while I pop to the loo" then walk out and get in a taxi

That's got to be against some sort of rule, hasn't it?

 

[stantys tattoos]

Talking of toilet habits, was funny yesterday at work, we have trouble with the drains outside so we can't use the loo, our area manager determined not to close the shop told us that if we needed the loo we had to get a taxi home, make them wait and then come back again, we couldn't believe it

Can you imagine "Someone watch the ovens while I pop to the loo" then walk out and get in a taxi

ideal chance for a tinnie

 

[Mrs Steve R]

That's got to be against some sort of rule, hasn't it?

I don't know tbh, nobody ended up doing it, it was just the suggestion that made us laugh

 

[steve davies]

It's gone from you mentioning Splotty every time you post to you mentioning Splotty every time you post.

to be fair if splotty keeps on ragging him he was always bound to end up going for the jugular

 

[bluethrough™]

I don't know tbh, nobody ended up doing it, it was just the suggestion that made us laugh

I would have been straight in the taxi

 

[QM Redux]

to be fair if splotty keeps on ragging him he was always bound to end up going for the jugular

Quite the opposite of the jugular based upon the incredibly anal topic under discussion...

 

[Alf Garnetts Pipe]

My order of Iranian bum wipe has arrived, can't wait to try it

 

[Alf Garnetts Pipe]

Quite the opposite of the jugular based upon the incredibly anal topic under discussion...

Whooooooooooosh.

 

[QM Redux]

My order of Iranian bum wipe has arrived, can't wait to try it

Needs to be radioactive.

 

[QM Redux]

Whooooooooooosh.

Aaaaahhhhh I get it now.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

There is no way on earth just "splashing water on" is doing the job.

That's like the good folk of Roath Court Funeral home attempting to wash Uncle Fester's poo stains off the white wall by chucking a half a cup of tepid tea at it.

Uncle Fester’s poo stains - brand new album by The Arctic Monkeys.

 

[Travis Bickle]

obsessed

It’s carried over into the POD thread now an all

 

[Lord Peter Flint]

Like him I talk bollocks too.

FYP

 

[Joecity]

Talking of toilet habits, was funny yesterday at work, we have trouble with the drains outside so we can't use the loo, our area manager determined not to close the shop told us that if we needed the loo we had to get a taxi home, make them wait and then come back again, we couldn't believe it

Can you imagine "Someone watch the ovens while I pop to the loo" then walk out and get in a taxi

I'd of been straight home for a line, shit, tin, fag, wank, tin, fag, line and another shit me. On the firms time and expense.

 

[Nugent]

if you have a ghost shit hoping the next will be the same

I just had the most satisfying ghost shit ever.
Banging when it happens.

 

[Glos Blue]

I just had the most satisfying ghost shit ever.
Banging when it happens.

That’s a fucking weird bumping of a thread!

 

[Nugent]

That’s a fucking weird bumping of a thread!

I just had a massive ghost shit in the travel lodge, while on the forum.
Typed "ghost shit" into the search bar thingy and stantys post on the subject came up

 

[Glos Blue]

I just had a massive ghost shit in the travel lodge, while on the forum.
Typed "ghost shit" into the search bar thingy and stantys post on the subject came up

Imma try and find the most random subject and there’s probably a thread mentioning it.

 

[Popeye]

I just had a massive ghost shit in the travel lodge, while on the forum.
Typed "ghost shit" into the search bar thingy and stantys post on the subject came up

It takes 1 wipe to know you don’t need a second
It takes 2 wipes to know you only needed 1