Off-Topic Things not to skimp on things you can buy cheap.

[TH63]

Golf shoes.

Cheap ones are uncomfortable and leak.

Always buy top end.

Same with golf umbrellas, cheap ones, bit of wind, collapse quicker than city defending a one goal lead.

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Golf shoes.

Cheap ones are uncomfortable and leak.

Always buy top end.

Same with golf umbrellas, cheap ones, bit of wind, collapse quicker than city defending a one goal lead.

What about socks?

 

[Jimmytaff]

What about socks?

Got a hole in one. BOOM BOOM!

 

[kernel]

Football managers

 

[Jimmytaff]

Football managers

Absolutely.

 

[Nugent]

Steak from butchers.

 

[Nugent]

Dog poo bags.
I learned the hard way me

 

[Nugent]

Baked beans.
If my missus shops, she buys me Tesco value.

If I shop I get heinze or branston

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Dog poo bags.
I learned the hard way me

I will never get a dog

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I will never get a dog

Get a little one. Then feed it decent stuff.

Little firm poop. Somedays I don’t even use a bag. Just flick it with my shoe into the long grass.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Baked beans.
If my missus shops, she buys me Tesco value.

If I shop I get heinze or branston

Heinz beans are awful these days. 78% orange water.

Those happy shopper ones are rank too. Branson are decent, as are Aldi ones with the Graham sausages.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Get a little one. Then feed it decent stuff.

Little firm poop. Somedays I don’t even use a bag. Just flick it with my shoe into the long grass.

I will stick with bird poo thanks

 

[TH63]

I will stick with bird poo thanks

If it’s any consolation, I hate picking up shit as well. Always carry some kitchen roll. Hand goes in bag, grab kitchen roll, place over shit, scoop, invert bag, tie handles, job’s a good un.

All that’s left to do is drive over the mountain and chuck it in @Dr. Lecter ’s garden

 

[Ponty and pop]

Women. Cheap ones do the job just as well.

Sometimes better.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

If it’s any consolation, I hate picking up shit as well. Always carry some kitchen roll. Hand goes in bag, grab kitchen roll, place over shit, scoop, invert bag, tie handles, job’s a good un.

All that’s left to do is drive over the mountain and chuck it in @Dr. Lecter ’s garden

I will still stick with my bird

 

[Dr. Lecter]

If it’s any consolation, I hate picking up shit as well. Always carry some kitchen roll. Hand goes in bag, grab kitchen roll, place over shit, scoop, invert bag, tie handles, job’s a good un.

All that’s left to do is drive over the mountain and chuck it in @Dr. Lecter ’s garden

Not a problem, Stanty sorts that out.

 

[Robin Friday's Ghost]

I will still stick with my bird

You definitely wouldn't want your dog shitting on your shoulder while you're watching tele.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Mayo, cheap mayo is shit.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Anyone said football manager

 

[Glos Blue]

Anyone said football manager