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Coronavirus: Barclays says loans worth £4.8bn may never be repaid

Barclays sees profits dive after setting aside billions for loans expected to turn sour due to Covid.

www.bbc.co.uk

If they want to round it up to £5b, I'm happy not to pay it back as well if that helps them.

 

[Malarkey]

. Feel you bruv.

Wanted man hands himself in to police in bid for ‘peace and quiet’ in prison

The man volunteered himself to officers in a bid for some ‘peace and quiet’, Sussex Police said.

www.expressandstar.com

 

[Travis Bickle]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55373546

Referee locks heads with Ipswich player

Referee Drysdale replaced after charge

Referee Darren Drysdale will not take charge of Southend's game with Bolton on Saturday after his improper conduct charge from the FA.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[NumberAde]

Trump would argue it's too cold for that

Climate change is the right word.

 

[NumberAde]

Referee Drysdale replaced after charge

Referee Darren Drysdale will not take charge of Southend's game with Bolton on Saturday after his improper conduct charge from the FA.

www.bbc.co.uk

What? They rewarded him by not making him go to Southend after what he did at Ipswich?

 

[bluethrough™]

Climate change is the right word.

Which in a few years as sea levels rise, will be remembered as "the property on welsh mountains boom".

Sit tight, we will be minted

 

[NumberAde]

Which in a few years as sea levels rise, will be remembered as "the property on welsh mountains boom".

Sit tight, we will be minted

Two bedroomed terrace house on Atlee Way going for £3m. Nice sea views.

 

[bluethrough™]

Two bedroomed terrace house on Atlee Way going for £3m. Nice sea views.

Always used to think that if they built a dam in Blackwood, the flooded Sirhowy valley would make an excellent tourist attraction.

 

[Travis Bickle]

A14 upgrade: 'Rare' Roman penis carving found in Cambridgeshire

The carving is one of only four known millstones decorated in this way in the UK, experts say.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Travis Bickle]

Texas Senator Ted Cruz flew to Cancun, Mexico, amid weather crisis

The Republican defends his family's Cancun trip during the crisis, saying he wanted "to be a good dad".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[The Colonel]

Texas Senator Ted Cruz flew to Cancun, Mexico, amid weather crisis

The Republican defends his family's Cancun trip during the crisis, saying he wanted "to be a good dad".

www.bbc.co.uk

The Cummings defence

 

[Travis Bickle]

The Cummings defence

A good dad, not a good leader

 

[Travis Bickle]

Protesters demand answers of Gwent Police after Newport man's death

A 29-year-old man died in hospital after a "medical episode" when officers attended his home.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Mrs Steve R]

What a mare I'm having

Woke up busting for a pee, alarm set for 5am so I thought I may as well get up as it's ten to already, came down and put the kettle on, ironed my apron and sat down with a coffee and a fag to find out it's only ten past bloody one wtf

 

[stantys tattoos]

What a mare I'm having

Woke up busting for a pee, alarm set for 5am so I thought I may as well get up as it's ten to already, came down and put the kettle on, ironed my apron and sat down with a coffee and a fag to find out it's only ten past bloody one wtf

should have played pod

 

[Mrs Steve R]

should have played pod

I'm going back to bed now I've finished my coffee, prob wont sleep but at least my apron is ironed for when I get up again

 

[bluethrough™]

I'm going back to bed now I've finished my coffee, prob wont sleep but at least my apron is ironed for when I get up again

You'll have nothing to do now though when you get up.

Will probably throw your routine right out of orbit

 

[Mrs Steve R]

You'll have nothing to do now though when you get up.

Will probably throw your routine right out of orbit

I've also drank my last flat white which I was saving for the morning, everything is completely fucked up now

 

[stantys tattoos]

I'm going back to bed now I've finished my coffee, prob wont sleep but at least my apron is ironed for when I get up again

coffee before bed? have a line and push the boat out mrs r

 

[bluethrough™]

I've also drank my last flat white which I was saving for the morning, everything is completely fucked up now

That's how shit just keeps developing, it's all a knock on effect