Tory farce criminality and incompetence thread - November

[Nugent]

Well Someone's got to do it and @TH63 has retired so may as well be me.

Looks like this month's eyes will be on the home secretary, this should be a big month for her , she's saying she's gonna sort the immigration problem out. Big style

Minister warns on language after Suella Braverman 'invasion' comment

Robert Jenrick's comments come after the home secretary described the situation as an "invasion".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Well Someone's got to do it and @TH63 has retired so may as well be me.

Looks like this month's eyes will be on the home secretary, this should be a big month for her , she's saying she's gonna sort the immigration problem out. Big style

Minister warns on language after Suella Braverman 'invasion' comment

Robert Jenrick's comments come after the home secretary described the situation as an "invasion".

www.bbc.co.uk

She’ll be gone by the weekend.

Hopefully we’ll never see her disgusting face ever again.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Well Someone's got to do it and @TH63 has retired so may as well be me.

Looks like this month's eyes will be on the home secretary, this should be a big month for her , she's saying she's gonna sort the immigration problem out. Big style

Minister warns on language after Suella Braverman 'invasion' comment

Robert Jenrick's comments come after the home secretary described the situation as an "invasion".

www.bbc.co.uk

If the last year has taught you nothing else it should be that Tory talk is cheap

 

[Nugent]

Robert Buckland having a right tatering on BBC news right now regarding immigration.

He's right tho in saying Albania is a safe country so what they doing coming over.
And France not doing their bit either.

Fuck the snowflakes, fuck em, time to get the navy involved heavier, round them up and turn them around.

 

[Sir Barry Shitpeas]

Well Someone's got to do it and @TH63 has retired so may as well be me.

Looks like this month's eyes will be on the home secretary, this should be a big month for her , she's saying she's gonna sort the immigration problem out. Big style

Minister warns on language after Suella Braverman 'invasion' comment

Robert Jenrick's comments come after the home secretary described the situation as an "invasion".

www.bbc.co.uk

She’s so obviously playing to her audience deliberately using the word ‘invasion’ just like Cameron did years ago when he used the word ‘swarm’. She’s playing a dangerous game using inflammatory language like this.

You’d like to think even your daily mail reading types would be able to see how they’re getting played with things like this.

 

[Nugent]

She’s so obviously playing to her audience deliberately using the word ‘invasion’ just like Cameron did years ago when he used the word ‘swarm’. She’s playing a dangerous game using inflammatory language like this.

You’d like to think even your daily mail reading types would be able to see how they’re getting played with things like this.

It's good for election 2025.
Keeps us hi viz spoons boys voting for them as we talk about all the boat people coming over taking our jobs.

 

[Sir Barry Shitpeas]

Robert Buckland having a right tatering on BBC news right now regarding immigration.

He's right tho in saying Albania is a safe country so what they doing coming over.
And France not doing their bit either.

f**k the snowflakes, f**k em, time to get the navy involved heavier, round them up and turn them around.

It wasn’t Buckland it was Robert Jenrick, the immigration minister.

He was trying to blame the number of people at Manston immigration centre on the numbers coming into the country rather than Braverman mishandling of the situation.

 

[The Colonel]

Just want to acknowledge here that last months thread went to 117 pages. In a month.

 

[The Colonel]

Robert Buckland having a right tatering on BBC news right now regarding immigration.

He's right tho in saying Albania is a safe country so what they doing coming over.
And France not doing their bit either.

f**k the snowflakes, f**k em, time to get the navy involved heavier, round them up and turn them around.

I, for one, welcome these net contributors with open arms.

The more contributors the better I say, this country will be rich in no time.

 

[Jimmytaff]

She’s so obviously playing to her audience deliberately using the word ‘invasion’ just like Cameron did years ago when he used the word ‘swarm’. She’s playing a dangerous game using inflammatory language like this.

You’d like to think even your daily mail reading types would be able to see how they’re getting played with things like this.

Dangerous language literally days after someone just firebombed an immigration centre. Either ignorant or cynical and callous

 

[Nugent]

Either ignorant or cynical and callous

Pick one, I've got each of them under a red cup
Blue cup
Green cup

 

[Nugent]

Welsh news now reporting a third of Welsh kids are in poverty?

I'm skeptical of that a bit.

Poverty? Really?

 

[Jimmytaff]

Welsh news now reporting a third of Welsh kids are in poverty?

I'm skeptical of that a bit.

Poverty? Really?

Seems high. Depends on how it's defined and I would guess the metric used would differ from what a lot of people would expect

 

[Woody]

It's good for election 2025.
Keeps us hi viz spoons boys voting for them as we talk about all the boat people coming over taking our jobs.

Big building site on the edge of the village at the minute. 167 houses they're building. Walked the dog earlier, down a footpath that runs through the middle of it. All the builders arriving to start their days graft. None of them speaking English

 

[kiffa]

It's good for election 2025.
Keeps us hi viz spoons boys voting for them as we talk about all the boat people coming over taking our jobs.

Wait a minute I thought you were happy to have those that want to work?

Make your mind up you dumb fuck

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Wait a minute I thought you were happy to have those that want to work?

Make your mind up you dumb f**k

That's his opinion now, do keep up. It's going to be wall to wall 'invasion of our southern coast' now, he'll probably even mention the war.

 

[Sir Barry Shitpeas]

It's good for election 2025.
Keeps us hi viz spoons boys voting for them as we talk about all the boat people coming over taking our jobs.

Taking our jobs? There are around 1.3 million vacancies. Plenty of jobs mate. Anyway I thought they were coming over here living on benefits?

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Big building site on the edge of the village at the minute. 167 houses they're building. Walked the dog earlier, down a footpath that runs through the middle of it. All the builders arriving to start their days graft. None of them speaking English

Doing the jobs that British Grahams are too lazy to do.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Taking our jobs? There are around 1.3 million vacancies. Plenty of jobs mate. Anyway I thought they were coming over here living on benefits?

Schrodinger's immigrant. Stealing your job and a lazy feckless benefits scrounger.

 

[Sir Barry Shitpeas]

Welsh news now reporting a third of Welsh kids are in poverty?

I'm skeptical of that a bit.

Poverty? Really?

Obviously poverty is relative. You don’t have to be starving to death or drinking water out of puddles to be considered poor.
But you knew that didn’t you, you little japester you.