Off-Topic Tory farce, criminality and utter incompetence thread - June 22

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This'll be the month that saves boris.
Boris's finest month now.

Putin will ramp up the war causing us to switch to deaf con 5 and boris will press his dsg button and blow em up.

At the same time , stats will be released saying we have successfully stopped 5.000 dingies and sent 50,000 boat people to Rwanda.

The union jack will be flying high above no.10
 

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This'll be the month that saves boris.
Boris's finest month now.

Putin will ramp up the war causing us to switch to deaf con 5 and boris will press his dsg button and blow em up.

At the same time , stats will be released saying we have successfully stopped 5.000 dingies and sent 50,000 boat people to Rwanda.

The union jack will be flying high above no.10
the union flag you mean?
 

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This'll be the month that saves boris.
Boris's finest month now.

Putin will ramp up the war causing us to switch to deaf con 5 and boris will press his dsg button and blow em up.

At the same time , stats will be released saying we have successfully stopped 5.000 dingies and sent 50,000 boat people to Rwanda.

The union jack will be flying high above no.10

"deaf con 5"?

Jesus Christ :hehe:

1) It's DEFCON
2) That's a US thing anyway
3) DEFCON 5 is the lowest level
 

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This'll be the month that saves boris.
Boris's finest month now.

Putin will ramp up the war causing us to switch to deaf con 5 and boris will press his dsg button and blow em up.

At the same time , stats will be released saying we have successfully stopped 5.000 dingies and sent 50,000 boat people to Rwanda.

The union jack will be flying high above no.10

Isn't Defcon 5 the lowest level?

:hehe::hehe:
 

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Def jam 5 is the shit one.

Unlucky Nuggles.

You squeaky cunt.
 

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Isn't Defcon 5 the lowest level?

:hehe::hehe:

I think Deaf Con 5 is a convention for people who have a fetish for the hard of hearing. Bit like Comic Con but instead of dressing up like Avatar or Princess Leia, they just wear hearing aids.
 

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I think Deaf Con 5 is a convention for people who have a fetish for the hard of hearing. Bit like Comic Con but instead of dressing up like Avatar or Princess Leia, they just wear hearing aids.
There’s been a few times in my life when I’ve fancied giving deafness a go.

Usually coincided with Graham being on the live stream.
 

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This'll be the month that saves boris.
Boris's finest month now.

Putin will ramp up the war causing us to switch to deaf con 5 and boris will press his dsg button and blow em up.

At the same time , stats will be released saying we have successfully stopped 5.000 dingies and sent 50,000 boat people to Rwanda.

The union jack will be flying high above no.10
 
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I think Deaf Con 5 is a convention for people who have a fetish for the hard of hearing. Bit like Comic Con but instead of dressing up like Avatar or Princess Leia, they just wear hearing aids.

You reminded me of the Cosplay thread.
 

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Ok, I got it wrong.
Number 1 is the highest state of alert.
I remember now, when I watched independence day, even when the aliens came down and fucked the planet up , the us only went to deaf con 2
 

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Ok, I got it wrong.
Number 1 is the highest state of alert.
I remember now, when I watched independence day, even when the aliens came down and fucked the planet up , the us only went to deaf con 2

Fair enough.

And is June the month that Will Smith will stride through the Commons to slap Sir Keir Starmer for being rude about Nadine Dorries?
 

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