Just getting the thread ready
What, like volunteering to go and fight in Ukraine?Perhaps they'll do good stuff this month.
I think that's as likely as me rifling the Queen on the Mall at the end of the week.Perhaps they'll do good stuff this month.
This'll be the month that saves boris.Just getting the thread ready
the union flag you mean?This'll be the month that saves boris.
Boris's finest month now.
Putin will ramp up the war causing us to switch to deaf con 5 and boris will press his dsg button and blow em up.
At the same time , stats will be released saying we have successfully stopped 5.000 dingies and sent 50,000 boat people to Rwanda.
The union jack will be flying high above no.10
the union flag you mean?
This'll be the month that saves boris.
Boris's finest month now.
Putin will ramp up the war causing us to switch to deaf con 5 and boris will press his dsg button and blow em up.
At the same time , stats will be released saying we have successfully stopped 5.000 dingies and sent 50,000 boat people to Rwanda.
The union jack will be flying high above no.10
This'll be the month that saves boris.
Boris's finest month now.
Putin will ramp up the war causing us to switch to deaf con 5 and boris will press his dsg button and blow em up.
At the same time , stats will be released saying we have successfully stopped 5.000 dingies and sent 50,000 boat people to Rwanda.
The union jack will be flying high above no.10
"deaf con 5"?
Jesus Christ
1) It's DEFCON
2) That's a US thing anyway
3) DEFCON 5 is the lowest level
Isn't Defcon 5 the lowest level?
There’s been a few times in my life when I’ve fancied giving deafness a go.I think Deaf Con 5 is a convention for people who have a fetish for the hard of hearing. Bit like Comic Con but instead of dressing up like Avatar or Princess Leia, they just wear hearing aids.
This'll be the month that saves boris.
Boris's finest month now.
Putin will ramp up the war causing us to switch to deaf con 5 and boris will press his dsg button and blow em up.
At the same time , stats will be released saying we have successfully stopped 5.000 dingies and sent 50,000 boat people to Rwanda.
The union jack will be flying high above no.10
I think Deaf Con 5 is a convention for people who have a fetish for the hard of hearing. Bit like Comic Con but instead of dressing up like Avatar or Princess Leia, they just wear hearing aids.
Ok, I got it wrong.
Number 1 is the highest state of alert.
I remember now, when I watched independence day, even when the aliens came down and fucked the planet up , the us only went to deaf con 2