Off-Topic Tory farce, criminality and utter incompetence thread - September

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Load of portaloos.

Plus everyone gets a number and a wristband to prevent queue jumping and allow people to rejoin the queue after a piss.

The ‘special’ queue is separate though.
An 8 or 9 hour queue is out of the question for me.
I could do 2 or 3 mate.
But it would be too much
 

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An 8 or 9 hour queue is out of the question for me.
I could do 2 or 3 mate.
But it would be too much

You don’t have to do the 8er

Why are you still here?
 

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I tell you what I do do boys since I got diagnosed, when you join the chrohns disease society, you get a card explaining what you have.
I've not queued in an airport since.
Show it to one of the "I'm here to help " people and bang. Fast tracked all the way to the bar.
I get the same treatment too :thumbup: dude , first on the plane as well
It's good being gimpy sometimes :hehe:
 

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An 8 or 9 hour queue is out of the question for me.
I could do 2 or 3 mate.
But it would be too much
You gotta be close to the toilet haven't you ,
Not cos of the chrones
But your cottaging habbit :hehe:
 

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I get the same treatment too :thumbup: dude , first on the plane as well
It's good being gimpy sometimes :hehe:
Next pre season tour mate , me you and the women again, we'll bypass everything lol
 

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Thanks to the queen's death this should slow this thread down a bit.
 

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Yeah. I got 2 of those.
But there's not a bog in the middle of the queue is there?
You'd have to leave the queue mun
Just go on the floor or up against a wall, I’ve never been arrested for it and then people leave me alone after, win/win.
 

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